9 weeks

2.6.17

Go home, Dew. (via 502_Wilson)

New comic! (link)

I’m pretty sure the noise I made was so high pitched that only those pups could hear it.

sixpenceee:

<3

I love my city

even his own employees don’t want this mf

I mean he’s well known for treating his employees like shit soooo…

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You forgot to add: for the first time in the country’s history, a woman won the most votes cast in an election for President. 

🍁autumn-dreamin🍁

I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.

remember when we thought THIS was wild

How was the world so pure 4 years ago

Children are wild

Today one of my students threw a stuffed animal across the room and it landed directly in a plate filled with paint

And I had it narrowed down to a few kids but no one would confess so I made them all put their toys away and have five minutes of quiet time to Reflect on Their Behavior

During that five minutes of relative silence, this group of three year olds INVENTED A NEW CLASSMATE, named him, and unanimously blamed him for throwing the toy across the room

There was not a single weak link, they were all ride or die

Unreal

Proud to be on the red carpet with this wonderful man. #poeparty

DAT DRESS!!!!!

#this single photo here validates the existence of the selfie stick I SWEAR TO GOD