let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

I’m texting my man “hey baby, you know one thing you do effortlessly that I love? I love that you exist” while he’s doing his overnight shift

Rant

TW: threesome, toxic “friends”, blame dodging(?)

Under a read more because it’s a long rant that I’ve been WAITING to get out. I will give FULL disclosure of what led up to it as well. as well as the only receipts I have since this whole thing started. In November.

Keep reading

Update: she's still trying to talk to me, blaming the break up for her horrid behavior. Guess that's your true colors. Still bye, bitch

Merida + Scottish twitter

This is fantastic I never want it to end.

anyone else read that in the accent?

Among Us Games

So we all know about Hide and Seek. But how about Secret Service and Massacre?

Here’s how you play.

Secret Service:

Settings: 1 imp, Play Speed is 1 or 1.25, crew vision is 2, imp vision is .75, kill cd is 20 secs, kill distance short, 2 common tasks, 1 long task, 2 short tasks

The imposter says who they are by venting and chooses one person to protect by circling them. That person is “President” and is safe. 

DO NOT SABOTAGE O2 OR REACTOR, Lights and Comms are OK.

ONLY THE PRESIDENT CAN FIX SABOTAGES **IF THEY WISH TO**

NO MEETINGS OR REPORTING BODIES

***SHOULD THE IMP KILL THE PRESIDENT, THEY REPORT AND THE GAME IS OVER***

Massacre:

Wear Jason Masks

Settings: ½ imps, crew vision 2.25+, imp vision .25, player speed 2.5, kill cd 15 secs, kill distance short, 2 common tasks, 1 long task, 1 short tasks

The imposter vents to say who they are and from there it’s all out slaughter.

Have fun guys! I’ve played these games a few times and it is the BEST!!!

Credit to my friend Supa for making these games.

signal boosting

I haven't been able to stop thinking abt this vid I love this kittykat so much... She looks like she's in HEAVEN 🥺

beautiful

Found my new favorite thing to do with the balloon decoys

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don't use your toothpaste spoon????

You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes???

This whole thread is making me so sad 😔😔

For the americans out there, 1kg is about 2lbs. Rewriting this bost gives:

"To answer a lot of people's question: this package is [4lbs] there's also, [10lbs] and [20lbs] ones (which used to be sold in most stores, but you can find them only in specialized ones nowadays). There are some tiny ones, like 1lb! Those are the ones you buy to carry when you travel."

Croatians apparently take a pound of toothpast with them when they travel.

I now live in fear of the Croatians.

the end made it

PETITION HERE

what the FUCK

HOW MANY FUCKING HERITAGE SITES DO THEY WANT TO DESTROY THIS YEAR?

Please, please, PLEASE help sign this petition! You can sign even if you’re outside the UK!

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you can’t make this shit up, america is truly something else…

11/4/2020

As an American, I’ll explain why we do this. A DEAD POLITICIAN IS BETTER A LIVE ONE

Why?

THEY ARE LITERALLY UNABLE TO LIE TO US

Gastly Jack-o-lantern

I have no choice, cause I can’t say goodbye anymore~

No, whoa, oh!

in my notifications

in case anyone needs this, like me

Pink

Pink ain’t come to play wit you hoes!

This is also an excellent example of providing breed-adequate enrichment, because Border Collies are herding dogs. They were bred to run a lot and do multiple quick and sharp turns, so if you can’t provide your collie with an actual herd of animals to… well… herd, an obstacle course like this is a great alternative. That dog is having the time of her life.

So beautiful and happy. And in slow mo, my jaw dropped. Great job!!!!