look-a-rp-meme:

Send… 😊 for a flirty text 😍 for a love text 😱 for a hyper text 👎 for an irritated text 😳 for a sexy text

Here’s some more because I obviously love emojis and text memes:

😂 for a drunk text 😏 for a snarky text 😝 for an excited text 😞 for an anxious text 😠 for an angry text 😅 for an accidental text 🤐 for a gossip text 😵 for an exhausted text 👻 for a scary text 💀 for a morbid text ❗️for an urgent text 💩 for a shitty text 👀 for a creepy text 💔 for a heartbreaking text

“I can be trusted with a dinosaur.” “Make one more bad joke and I’m leaving you for the lawyer I matched with on Tinder.” “We really need to finalize our story of how we met since I refuse to tell my family we matched on Tinder.” “I love you but you’re an idiot.” “I’m just going to hide.” “I wasn’t actually paying attention, I’m sorry.” “No tickles.” “I don’t actually know what’s going on.” “I love you but not that much.” “I’m sorry I was mean. You deserved it but I’m still sorry.” “Your friends probably think I’m a hardcore drug addict.” “If you don’t get caught it’s not illegal.” “I make no promises that I won’t set your house on fire.” “Why do you love me?” “You’re lucky I love you as much as I do.”

ever just….want someone’s fingers in ur mouth…………

• [text]: did you enjoy the pics? ;)
• [text]: send me pictures
• [text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?
• [text]: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
• [text]: i dont know if this is what i want anymore
• [wrong number text]: (muse name) has gone out for the night, i’m all alone ;)
• [wrong number text]: i just don’t know if i love them anymore
• [wrong number text]: can we forget about last night? don’t tell (muse name) please!
• [wrong number text]: i fucked her/him aha ;-) told (muse name) it was just a drunk kiss tho
• [text]: i love you so fucking much
• [text]: i hate you
• [drunk text]: UR SUCH A BITCH I H9 U 
• [text]: i cannot stop thinking about you
• [text]: i need you. now.
• [text]: please respond. im so worried about you
• [text]: last night was so GOOD
• [text]: what are you wearing? ;)
• [text]: is he bigger than me?
• [text]: did you sleep with her ?!
• [text]: you’re just a slut
• [drunk text]: yOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL !!>!
• [drunk text]: dont tell (muse name) but theY ARE so hot
• [drunk text]: im iss youu
• [text]: bed or floor? ;-)
• [text]: not to be desperate or anything but im currently home alone and on the verge of jerking myself off to pictures of you. would be better if it was the real you though !
• [text]: i want you naked.
• [text]: are you going to the party on saturday?
• [text]: i want to show you how much i love you
• [text]: do you hate me?
• [text]: i’m so sorry
• [text]: WAS THAT A SEXT
• [text]: family dinner tomorrow night, and i’m prolly gonna finger you under the table..
• [text]: I just bought new underwear for the sole purpose of you taking it off
• [text]: netflix and chill? 
• [drunk text]: lveae me alone for 29 minutes !!! jeezss
• [text]: damn you looked so good today. kinda wanted to bend you over that table you were leaning on lol 
• [text]: where are you i have something you need to fix (its a boner)
• [text]: wtf is the notebook even about?? “if you’re a bird then i’m a bird” ? they’re both humans