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sometimes I have brief moments of clarity like oh yes. love and joy should be guiding me and it will all work out. documenting so i remember to express this

Sauce rice (saucy rice, rice with sauce) may be one of the most universally satisfying things humans have invented in their storied history

how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

Whilst making sex jokes at every opportunity.

Sex isn’t real

Worst types of country songs:

Best types of country songs:

They should invent a song that's exactly like the song I currently like but also slightly different and unique but with the same vibes

love being in bed under big winter covers i feel like an old king dying of illness telling his last will to his son

everyone shut up ive been struck by the simple beauty of ordinary life

Dude I love your blog. I'm a big fan of the cries for help

The promiscuous women bot accounts keep following me I am fucking under attack

Always

Intrusive thoughts are so funny sometimes what the actual fuck does ”I am haunted by the ghosts of czechoslovakia” mean

Soft fantasy bouquet commish

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