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A tiger mother lost her cubs from premature labour. Shortly after she became depressed and her health declined, and she was diagnosed with depression. So they wrapped up piglets in tiger cloth, and gave them to the tiger. The tiger now loves these pigs and treats them like her babies.
tries to throw a stone into a lake but the lady of the lake catches it and throws it back at mach force killing me instantly
This is what I do when I get bored
I have the feeling Nick secretly loves to hug
“You know what i like best about your stories Ellis? Nothing “ *drinksboomersvomit*
you know what i’ve never seen. one of those really big trees. like the massive ones in california. i feel like if i saw one i’d start crying immediately
trust me when i say i would be going absolutely apeshit if i was this kid
tell me this doesn’t fill you with some latent animal urge to scuttle your way to the canopy and check for predators
It’s science
I had a dream I went to class but only a few people were there. When I asked one of them (a guy who was just staring blankly at the chalkboard) where the rest were, he only said “they’re all awake”.
When I woke up, I realized I overslept and missed my first class.
Purgatory class is in session
when someone playing the same character as u kills u
me: Apex Legends has the best communication system I’ve ever seen in a video game and completely refreshes the battle royale genre my mind: hnngnh Mirage hnnnhgnghgng
if you arent someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago are you really living
i’m someone the church wants dead today
best thing i learned today: “The Loud American” role in Japanese businesses
nobody asked but imma explain anyway
no idea how it came up, but my programming prof was talking about his friend who works for Nintendo Japan who’s secondary role is The Loud American, and my prof explained what that was and how it came about
see, in Japan you do not talk back to your boss. you just don’t, even if they have stupid ideas and want the company to act on them. Like Nissan did sometime back. But since the other employees couldn’t do anything about this terrible idea that would ruin the company, they called in an American who had no reservations about telling the boss that their stupid idea was a stupid idea
and that’s just become a role in Japanese businesses, where they keep an American on staff who plays up the American stereotype and tells the boss what the Japanese employees can’t or won’t out of societal norms
dream job.
How much do they pay per hour for me to sit around and every so often storm into the bosses office and call his ideas stupid as fuck?
