the robbiest bob

kind of jealous of swifties. wish i could be satisfied with so little

the desire to pronounce words as they are said in their source language for the sake of accuracy vs the desire to not sound like a complete tool

my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

he is in preschool do you love him

whats he studying?

toys and playtime

oh i’m sure he is a pleasure to have in class!

If im reading a 800 page book I should be freed of all other responsibilities in my life. Like sorry I can’t do that right now because im reading this long ass book. Yeah you know how it is

Every time I see someone take a picture of their fit on campus with their phone leaning against a bench or tree or whatever shit I remember this gif and honestly consider doing exactly this every time I see it

あさよ！あさ！

It' morning! Already morning!

@straycatj

ぐれむりん…？

Gremlin...?

just tried to show my older brother something while my little brother tried to show me something. poetic cinema in motion

The colour alignment implies that the littlest brother is gonna eat the oldest brother’s phone

fuck you I hope the niche thing you like gets misrepresented in a hour long video essay by a youtuber with 1.2+ million subscribers

naw the world aint ready for this text post yet

We’re ready now sir

a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic