I think the biggest downside to having animal ears and a tail would be trying to mask your discomfort in public like imagine trying to play it cool in customer service but your tail keeps bristling
manager: you're not wagging enough
A man walked straight into a bar
And then came out
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Now let me jump on each of their laps
Some outdoor fun in the hot tub. 🙈
I want to give my love to someone who is kind.
Thinking about… wooden wiggly snake
h…h e…
this thing was a fucking trick. hey kid u like snakes well i hope u like getting the fuck pinched out of you also
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"roommate's cat" is the ideal pet. This creature is not my responsibility in any way and I spend zero dollars of my income keeping her alive and she lives in my house and is obsessed with sitting on my lap. Perfect arrangement
mentally? i’m him
physically? i’m her
