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Big time nerd, geek, whatever, this is dedicated to my geekery. Interests are Voltron: Legendary Defender, Pokémon, Warhammer 40,000, Age of Sigmar, Lovecraft, Harry Potter, mythologies and religion, heavy metal, Marvel, beer, beards, and bellies and whatever other stuff I haven’t listed yet like MTG and D&D and RWBY and Housamo and now Glitch Techs. Enjoy! Also have a love of men with big tums and thicc thighs, don’t know why but I love my big men. This blog is rated PG-13 (barely SFW). I’m either an INTJ with emotions or a heartless INFP, you decide. Aspiring cosplayer and amateur gardener. Side blog is professor-clove
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Howdy y'all, I just wanted to leave an update.

I run four blogs on this app and unfortunately, I don't have time for all of them. My life is a jumbled mess and I have to start cutting things in my life that are taking up time, whether that's occupying headspace or it's actually taking valuable time away from me. I can't fit my hobbies into my life, and some of this I know isn't healthy. So I am going to at least do a soft restart. And that means permanently logging out of this application, or possibly deleting some of these blogs. I am working on getting a house and I will have to move in three to four months as my rent will be nearly doubling, and there's nothing I can do about it. And I have to focus.

One of my side blogs I want to move into the future. If I can deactivate this account and keep the other, then I will be all set, but don't be surprised if this blog is still up and no longer active. I'll be making my formal closings next weekend, on 11-5 or 11-6

I am no longer active on here, I will log off for the final time. Good bye all, my new journey begins

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Howdy y'all, I just wanted to leave an update.

I run four blogs on this app and unfortunately, I don't have time for all of them. My life is a jumbled mess and I have to start cutting things in my life that are taking up time, whether that's occupying headspace or it's actually taking valuable time away from me. I can't fit my hobbies into my life, and some of this I know isn't healthy. So I am going to at least do a soft restart. And that means permanently logging out of this application, or possibly deleting some of these blogs. I am working on getting a house and I will have to move in three to four months as my rent will be nearly doubling, and there's nothing I can do about it. And I have to focus.

One of my side blogs I want to move into the future. If I can deactivate this account and keep the other, then I will be all set, but don't be surprised if this blog is still up and no longer active. I'll be making my formal closings next weekend, on 11-5 or 11-6

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⚔️ 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Starmetal Flail
Weapon (flail), very rare (requires attunement) ___

This flail has no connecting chain between its handle and bludgeon. Instead, it’s magically tethered a set distance apart through the metal’s magical magnetism, causing the weapon’s weight to be negligible. A small, star-like furnace rages inside the weapon, causing it to roar aflame whenever it’s swung.

You gain a +2 bonus to attack and damage rolls made with this magic weapon, which also has the finesse property. Targets hit by the weapon take an extra 1d6 fire damage, as the fire within it burns with meteoric heat.

The weapon can be used to make ranged weapon attacks by flinging the bludgeon farther away than its normal reach, using either your Strength or Dexterity modifier for the attack and damage rolls when you do. The attack has a normal range of 30 feet and a long range of 90 feet. The first time on each of your turns that you hit a target farther than 30 feet away from you with the bludgeon, the weapon’s extra fire damage is doubled as the bludgeon continues to erupt in flames. Immediately after the attack, the bludgeon returns to the flail. ___

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💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Pipe of Delicious Smells
Wondrous item, common ___

Smoke from this pipe is normally odorless. While smoking it, you can use an action to exhale a puff of smoke that magically smells like delicious food. You choose what food it smells like, such as a freshly baked pie, stew, or tea. The smell dissipates after a few seconds. ___

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wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

I love when settings have color-coded religions and professions. The Aes Sedai, or the wizards from Dragonlance...

This would be a super cool outfit for some Neutral group of monks, traveling the world and spreading knowledge of self-sufficiency.

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💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Efreeti Bangles
Wondrous item, legendary (requires attunement) ___

While wearing these iron and brass bangles, you can use a bonus action to speak their command word to cause your arms to become ensconced in flames. The flames shed bright light in a 40-foot radius and dim light for an additional 40 feet, and last until you use a bonus action to speak the command word again, or until you drop to 0 hit points or die. The flames are harmless to you.

While your arms are alight, the first target you hit with a melee attack on a turn takes an extra 3d6 fire damage from the attack, and any creature that you grapple or are grappled by takes the same amount of fire damage at the start of each of its turns for the grapple’s duration. In addition, while you have at least one hand free, you gain a flying speed of 30 feet, using your arms to propel your flight. If both of your hands are free, the flying speed is doubled. ___

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I’m rewatching voltron anddd, IM CACKLING AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA KEITHS FACE, ALL OF THEIR FACES 😭😭😭😭😭

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" an incubus and siren hybrid? that's like....whore squared. "

–Alter, talking abt my dnd character </3

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⚔️ 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Medzo’s Blade
Weapon (rapier), rare ___

The red and black hilt of this weapon is decorated with four card suits, and its blade has seven hash marks carved into its side. This magic weapon deals 2d6 piercing damage on a hit, instead of 1d8. When you hit with an attack using this weapon and roll a 7 on the damage dice, the next attack roll you make with it before the end of your next turn is made with advantage. ___

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