japanese dragon:

- long - chill - no wings - legs - moustache - in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long - p chill - no wings - legs often but not always - impressive beard - 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks - breathing fire - wings - often actually a wyvern - compulsive hoarding - caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro - can you believe it - wings and like - 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

American Dragon:

- jake long

FACT:

Usage of the word “The” has begun to decline. This is because as more and more people become educated, usage of the word “Thoum’st” has become more common.

quick question what happened 2009

That’s when we were all using “teh”

“So which ship dynamic is your fav?”

“Yes”

All right. I’m going to give myself an art challenge. I’m new to digital art so don’t expect it to be that good but send me one of these pairing Dynamics and a ship that you think matches this Dynamic and I’m going to make an attempt to draw it like how it’s demonstrated here

also people really seem to think that specifically children with adhd will suddenly become not distractable if you remove distractors like phones which is very much not the case lol they just zone out you idiots.

my parents did this with homework and i would sit there zoned out till 10 pm not doing shit because they turned the internet off

Neurotypical people tend to not understand that my ability to focus on something I’m not particularly motivated to do will increase tenfold if I can have a secondary task or background distraction with which to pair it. So, for example, if I’m in a boring meeting or have to listen to a webinar or something, my ability to stay tuned in to what’s being said will actually improve greatly if I’m simultaneously allowed to play a game or colour. Likewise, if I have a boring work project that involves inputting data into spreadsheets or something of that nature, I absolutely need to be able to listen to a podcast whilst I work. People think these sorts of things are signs of not being invested, but for me, it’s the difference between engagement and zoning out. 

Also see: why I need music to work.

someone who hasn’t seen the anime/manga explain what’s happening

Got to make up for lost time after not being angry enough earlier

Commission for @horsecursed !! Rin from Fruits Basket !

Me playing Pokemon 10 years ago:

Oh man if only pokemon was real I WOULD BE THE VERY BEST my fucking overlevelled team of 6 dragons eats these pussy-ass NPC youngsters for breakfast, I would be a fucking GODDESS among men, I would tame the fiercest legendaries of every region and scale the ranks of every league and maybe one day when I’m older even settle down somewhere and open my own gym-

Me playing pokemon now:

Dude how amazing would it be to just. .. own a tiny house somewhere near the Kalos flower fields. Have my Poliwrath help me water my crops. I wish I could wake up and comb my alolan Dugtrio’s mane before I start the day…. My Sunfloras may not be that great in battle but look how happy they are, greeting the first morning light…!

Hey is that a young trainer coming this way? His team looks tired, I bet one of my freshly-baked Tropius banana pies could heal ‘em right up… he’ll probably need this TM more than I do, too…

the new pokemon region is uk based eh ITS TIME 

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oh, okay

oh, that’s nice

oh, that’s kinda cool

oh, that’s pretty

okay…

HOLY SHIT

Dude