Color Me Impressed

happy birthday to weed

I love sharing a birthday with weed ❤️

first day in the time loop i suspect nothing

second day in the time loop i still suspect nothing

third day in the time loop i realize that it has been tuck him in tuesday for 72 hours

fourth day in the time loop i realize that spending money has no long term consequence. i go to waffle house 15 times

fifth day in the time loop i am now sick of waffle house. i look up how much horses cost

sixth day in the time loop i buy a horse. i dont know how to ride it

seventh day in the time loop i buy the same horse again and watch youtube tutorials on horse riding

eighth day in the time loop i buy the same horse again and i am getting better at riding it

ninth day in the time loop. i once again buy the same horse. i can ride it successfully. it seems to know me

tenth day in the time loop i buy the same horse and ride it to waffle house. i feed it hashbrowns and sweet tea

New favorite tweet

genuinely partially agree with the people on twitter

nobody NEEDS a pillow collection that says "live laugh love", especially when they are never used as actual pillows

it's like buying an off-road car as a farmer and keeping it in the garage to only be looked at and admired

having things with form over function in mind is a luxury problem that wouldn't be a thing in a not classist environment in which you constantly compete with everyone else about who has the perfect life

i also think that if you still disagree, you probably have lost control over your own life choices, or may have never had any

Hey man how's it going

Oh my fucking god

This is so funny

Every social media site expands until it contains screenshots of Tumblr

#they should make a social media website that's exclusively tumblr posts

Please God let this pan out positively. If this approach works and can prevent re-infection, it'll be just what the doctor ordered.

My roommate who hates needles might actually want this...

Antivaxxer fanfiction is amazing.

And it will turn you trans!

Luckily you can prevent yourself from breathing it in by wearing a mask

Why is this in my top posts

god i hate knowing i have stuff to do it's like bearing a curse