“after dinner” when the table is littered with empty plates and half-filled glasses

here is my comic from Lifted Brow 25, thanks to AD Katie Parrish

text by K.F.

this is an england hate blog

HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!

oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄

I’ve been thinking about this for days. The 1800s??? The 1800s????

The 1800s ???????????????!

Northern Ireland is still occupied as well. 

* DO NOT reblog if you condone whitewashing, racial slurs, BLACKFACE or otherwise have posted white people and celebrities who have done these things. This post is meant to celebrate South Asian men, not be a token splash of color in an otherwise white archive. Thank you in advance!*

One more time: if you don’t REGULARLY reblog men of color, if you can overlook racism towards people of color, especially by your white faves, if you only objectify (condone the objectification of) men of color then move the fuck on. I will not be polite if I have to check you for ignoring this caption. This post is about celebrating South Asian people and connecting with others who actually respect Asian men and not just if you fetishize them.

This was made a black man if you are anti-black don’t reblog!!!!

Rahul Kohli, Sachin Bhatt, Rajiv Surendra

Amir Khan, Ritesh Rajan, Raymond Ablack

Hasan Minhaj, Jeenu Mahadevan, Aamer Rahman

Harminder Sidhu, Arjun Gupta, Manish Dayal

Utkarsh Ambudkar, Karan Soni, Nikesh Patel

Shahzaib Khan, Riz Ahmed, Himesh Patel

Sacha Dhawan, Dev Patel, Avan Jogia

Sunkrish Bala, Satya Bhabha, Kunal Nayyar

Hari Kondabolu, Vinny Chhibber, Tan France

Zayn Malik, Jay Sean, Shazad Latif

The great part was this was Lisa reacting to a standardized test saying she’d be best as a homemaker. Once the system told her no matter what she did, she’d be nothing more than a wife and mother, she decided the system could shove it.

Miss me with the idea that the Simpsons was never a good, insightful show.

It was so fucking good

According to the Scooby Doo wiki Shaggy is canonically a draft dodger

Like, fuck the troops Scoob!

No, a draft dodger is when the government says “You have to enlist” and you basically come up with all sorts of ways to get out of it, up to and included creating a new identity.

The Government wasn’t demanding Shaggy enlist. He was sent there my his mother who, corrupted by the Nebiru Entity saw a double win in both getting her son out of her hair, and doing so in a way that would make him miserable.

So in SDMI Shaggy’s not a draft dodger, he’s a drop out. However, escaping Military School via a dog armed with a tank prolly made him the most legendary dropout ever, at least until time reset.

I’m sorry shaggy’s mom was corrupted by the what now

It’s always fun watching the reactions of people who didn’t watch Mystery Incorporated

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.

“tis a visitor,” i muttered, “dummy thicc, and nothing more”

Beyoncé please just put lemonade on Spotify you made your point PLEASE

Jameela Jamil on The Great Comic Relief Bake Off Bonus: 

WHERE CAN I WATCH

It’s on youtube!

That’s it. That’s the show.

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

i made this and stand by it 10000%

Beyoncé @ me when daddy lessons comes on