trolley problem discourse on the dash always makes me feel weird cause for a couple months back in 2018 we were actually fucking (me and the trolley from the problem). was a weird time in my life, brings some uncomfortable memories to mind… guess that’s my own problem though
Want one of your fishmongers to return? Just to go your MyMonger tab, click on "banished" in the dropdown menu, and select the gear icon to manage your shunned mongers.
oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch
my wicked concubine keeps demanding i kill my best servants for her amusement
bro she is purposefully isolating you
Attention male lovers:Its ok to beat me with a hammer until i dont move anymore
male lover here!
i will not be doing that!
You wull never pleasure me
Worthless animal
how did you light the cigar if you're blind and also an infant
Answer:I come from a family of wealth. It’s basically the first thing we learn…
Hellooooo tumblr :))
I’m opening up a few types of portrait commissions- feel free to DM me or email me at jennykatmoya@gmail.com if you’re interested in any of these!
mwah thanks❤️🐛
Hoes mad because I shattered the facade
Did you just crush my artifact
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love it when characters r 15 and actually exhibit the very real disease of being 15
hey guys it turns out that all the replies that weren't showing up aren't lost forever
Lost my best friend back in '08 when he threw himself over a gnome before it detonated to save my life. War is hell
Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life
He didn’t say that.
yes he did
Some body sent me a fuck request on my ipod touch but it turned off wen i tapped my screen
she turnin on my timmy... nine months later we some fairly odd parents
i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson
