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Ballard 435

@ballard435 / ballard435.tumblr.com

This author is beyond psychiatric help. Do Not Publish!
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chadillacboseman
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hellsite-yano

Ass man:

  • Respects women
  • Mature and emotionally stable, has good prospects for the future
  • Studies philosophy and literature in spare time
  • All around good taste in media and fetishes
  • Most likely sexually active

Boob “man”:

  • Sweaty and insecure, probably runs a porn blog titled “appreciating the female form”
  • Manchild mentality - thinks breasts are more interesting than they actually are
  • Cries himself to sleep nightly
  • Probably has a foot fetish too
  • Years of nonstop hentai consumption means he genuinely believes breasts move like that IRL
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1-800-dracula
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emilemily

Shoutout to the random druid who needlessly healed me for 15 minutes straight in Orgrimmar as I waited for someone to buy my hideously overpriced auctions.

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