When you're two your booster chair goes away and you get a real chair for dinner!! #zebulonfergus #two #ikeaforthewin
This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an IV! (at Baby Cotton Bottoms)
I heard the water on in the bathroom. This is what i found.. #zebulonfergus
I won't give him any more saltines and the four he has aren't good enough. #assholeparent #zebulonfergus
What is the universe trying to tell me?! I post a picture with a mug of wine and now all these workout profiles on Instagram are following me and I just got a notification from Pinterest that there are new pins in running. OK, I GET IT, I'M LAZY!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Zeb is treating himself too. #treatyoself #evenbabiesdoit
Treat Yo Self to a mug of wine? Don't mind if I do!! #todaywasnteventhathard #ohwell #treatyoself #mombie #buggysbasement #love #wearewiiiinebottles
I think about Brad like every freaking day and Facebook reminding me of his birthday the other day just made me so mad and sad and mad. You people are the only ones I know that can understand this. And it's really shitty because I didn't even talk to him all that often, but I love him and I miss him a whole lot! Stupid Brad.
Zeb just finished decorating our window for Halloweeen. #zebulonfergus #masterdecorator #halloween
Best seat in the house. #zebulonfergus #watchingthecarsgoby
When life hands you some red ass wine (which is the opposite of what you asked for), you throw some random fruit in and make a poor man's sangria. #ididnotsignupforthis #poormanssangria
I've watched this little guy grow from nothing and today he caught his very first fly!! I couldn't be more proud! #Seymour #venusflytrap #proudmama
After throwing a fit for a whole hour because I wouldn't give him milk this is where he's decided to sleep. #zebulonfergus #mastertantrumthrower
Just found out a kid I went to college with actually knows Gary from Teen Mom. I just died of jealousy.
I've taken over 10,000 steps everyday since August 11th. It's so weird because when I first started I had to really try to get 10,000 in, but now when I sync my leaf I'm amazed that I'm at 15,000 or 17,000 steps. I don't feel like I've moved enough to get that high!
Got this picture from Zeb's teacher. Pretty much sums him up. #zebulonfergus #unimpressed
The Olympic flame in all it's glory! #olympiccityusa #olympictorch (at Downtown Olympic Celebration on Tejon)