college???????? living on my own????????? paying taxes??????

Visiting Prague with my Boyfriend for a few days. Do you guys have any recommendations?

A Love Poem

If I was Garfield, you would be the Lasagne

It is a little known fact that monkeys and birds are actually the best of friends. Here we have a monkey comforting a bird after she found out her boyfriend cheated on her.

how to get a boyfriend

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

well this didn’t get me a boyfriend but it got me 3 birds, a raccoon and all of my neighbor’s cats

you won a jackpot then

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

me

Sometimes I feel like the way I clean my room reflects on how I deal with life in general.

Zach Allia | It’s a sad puppy

Kitty: *Sits on the keyboard, making one long drawn out synthesized note while a human accompanies them on an acoustic guitar*