ThisIsNotAMarisa

it’s a pupholder

i like how out of all the possible scenes they could have chosen for the thumbnail of spy kids netflix decided THIS was the one.

OH

Truth

I like this version better, it’s more realistic

men are not “helping out” when they take care of their children… they’re taking care of their children.

#this greys anatomy drag

THERE’S A GUY SCALING THE TRUMP TOWER IN NYC WITH GIANT SUCTION CUPS LIKE A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE STUNT AND IM LAUGHING

UPDATE: OKAY SO police are all over and they sent a window washer platform down from the top of the building but it was too far above him so then sent it back up and police just shattered a window slightly above him to try to get him and now he’s moving away from the hole in the window and continuing up he’s been climbing for like an hour now and they cant figure out how to get him down this is so incredible

UPDATE: LOOK AT HIM GO

UPDATE: they just inflated a giant inflatable on 56th street a third of nyc is in gridlock bc of this guy climbing the trump tower i cannOT BELIEVE

UPDATE: he’s on the 18th floor this so surreal

UPDATE: we’re approaching hour 2 of the climb and since the last update he’s made it up at least another 3 floors

UPDATE:  SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE OF HIM FROM INSIDE THE TOWER

A HERO

update: apparently his name is steve and he’s from virginia

ASCEND, STEVE

UPDATE: they just used suction cups to pull two panes of glass into the building a few floors above him

you know what they always say. you cant fight fire with fire, but you should always fight suction cups with suction cups

UPDATE: HE’S TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THEM STILL IM CRYING WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK IS 2016????

UPDATE: he keeps trying to move around all the police forces. theres a removed window with officers above him, another one on the right-facing wall beside that, and a scaffolding/window-washing bucket and theyre tryING TO SHOW THE NEWS BUT CLEARLY SPIDER-MAN IS MORE IMPORTANT

UPDATE; theyve offered him a line in. he rejects it moves away from the line. we are at the two and a half hour mark. he is on floor 22. he continues to ascend. 

UPDATE: THEY GOT HIM I REPEAT THEY GOT HIM

THEYRE TRYING TO GET THE SUCTION CUPS OFF

THE ASCENT IS COMPLETE. 

In the 2012 Summer Olympics, Nicola Adams made Black LGBT History as she became the first woman and openly bisexual athlete to win an Olympic boxing Gold medal.

Photography by: Martin Brent

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5th floors where its at

Look at how cute Oscar is!!! ^-^

Star Wars is not here for your armor misconceptions. In a response that’s getting some digital ink, the official Star Wars page’s reply to a clueless comment on Phasma’s armor. Just say no to actually dangerous boob-plates!

A bed is like a shelf for our bodies when we aren’t using them.

This makes me so happy

There’s a very good, clear message here that is surprisingly hard to articulate. You go, dragon. You go.

@srealms if we meshed Cyrus and Yakeo together. No winged fire baby.

remember when u used to go over to ur friends house and youd go down to the ‘computer room’ to the dads old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend would show u charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type stuff on youtube while thier younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

There’s an infestation at our local IHOP.

ya’ll please support Ibtihaj Muhammad, the Olympic’s very first Muslim-American woman fence while wearing her hijab!! she’s scheudled to play on the 8th and 13th and she needs as much support as possible considering all of the backlash she’s gonna get for making such a brave move