spaceman

male country artists: i love my truck and my beers

female country artists: i am going to kill my husband

When you all have the flu and your friend has cough syrup

the cops at black people vs. the cops at white people

“ella is very upset”

if someone ever asks to summarize 2010 up in one picture, just show them this

Oh, Sunset Arms…

“No, Squidward, I meant…good for your soul.”

“Oh, puh-leez! I have no soul.”

anyone remember hozier? that wild son of a gun loved church

everyone is getting tattoos…dam…what would i even ink myself up with

Look at my arm right there, see that? I got that when I was 18 years old. I’ll tell you something, I regret it because this tattoo don’t come off. I have a tattoo of a cow’s head because i love that cheese. So I want the cow, I go in there I’m a little drunk and I say give me that cow head from that cheese i love that cheese. Now I have a cow, a cheese cow on my arm Brendon. Don’t get a tattoo, that’s what I’m telling you. Play soccer.

“TODAY ON ABC 7 NEWS: Jessica WhiteHorse was caught in a male’s bathroom giving head and getting dicked by several students .. We asked students And parents how they felt about the situation.. They started to spill the TEA” 😩😂😭💀