The Signs’ Replies when Someone doesn’t Text Back

Aries: “Y u no text me back” Taurus: “You must’ve fainted or something. Text me when you wake up” Gemini: “My arm just got chopped off OK?” Cancer: “I hope you’re writing me an essay” Leo: “Cool. I’ll just wait then, not” Virgo: “Noah wrote 365 letter to allie so I think you can text me back”  Libra: “why do you text someone then throw your phone across the pacific ocean?” Scorpio: “Slow down, I can’t keep up with all these messages” Sagittarius:  “???” Capricorn: *doesn’t reply* Aquarius: “I’m touched that you’re so deep in your empathy that you can’t even pull it together enough to text me back” Pisces: “Is my friendship annoying you???”

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You tend to think of yourself as an emotional wreck, but there’s a logical explanation for your obsessiveness. You’re intensely emotional and mystically sexual (oh, those eyes!). No need to apologize. The key to your spiritual maintenance is finding healthful outlets for your passion, creativity, artistry and sensitivity. Yours is perhaps the most powerful sign of the zodiac. Take care not to surrender to Scorpio’s darker side. You have the capacity to self-destruct and to destroy others. Your fear of losing control can wreak havoc, because it may induce you to grab power or attempt to control others excessively. When you’re not doing well, you tend to detach and retreat from human contact. That’s bad news because your intensity diffuses among groups. Sharing is vital to your long-term bliss. Your best match is someone who shares your interest in metaphysics and is charmed by your ethereal, fanciful musings. Don’t batter yourself for your insecurities and emotional instabilities. Think of it as the cost of being a deep thinker. Your philosophies on such topics as survival, life’s deeper meanings and reincarnation couldn’t have become so highly evolved without a dose of depression. Still, you’ll be fine. Your resourcefulness, work ethic, strength, courage and efficiency are your saving graces. 

Scorpio confession

everybody thinks I’m dark and scary but trust me, what you see as scary is no where near as bad as the demons in my head

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Most likely to bump into their crush

sagittarius- “sorry! haha excuse, me, how you doing?” gemini- “WATCH OUT hah jk ahah” libra- *giggles* aries- “oh jeez are you okay??” leo- “oopsie haha” virgo- really not on purpose, they’re just clumsy af pisces- not on purpose. blushing SO MUCH taurus- you felt some kind of pull, you can’t explain (no specific order) meanwhile, capricorns, aquarius, scorpios & cancers are staring from afar and thinking of all the pros & cons of approaching their crush.

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Quando piove i profili e le case ricordano te

Quando piove i profili e le case ricordano te

Haters never win. I just think that’s true about life because negative energy always costs in the end.

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Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

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I love them omg

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