La Tendre Indifférence du Monde.

dooboo_cat on ig

im laughing?? (Second tweeter is farmer) (Also good job mama, all alive! very tiny though)

How? How do people come up with these things? Haha. That’s good for a giggle.

Is it true that quad babies are extremely rare? I seem to remember that.

Chance of quad calves are 1 in 700,000, triplets are 1 in 10,000, and twins are 1 in 200! Most farms, at least dairy farms where the mother’s health and recovery is essential to a good lactation, will induce abortion if they find out she’s carrying more than twins (mama does look kind of rough there).

Meet Oden, taking in a stray my friend found.

His toes are e x t r a fluffy

If you view being racist as integral to white childhood and being asked + taught to critically engage with how you view people of color as someone destroying innocence or forcing a child to grow up, you are indisputably implying children of color should be silent victims.

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

holy shit apparently during the filming of the 2002 spiderman movie james franco joked that tobey maguire had “frog-like features” which genuinely upset him and resulted in a rivalry between the two that still exists today i’m fucking screaming 

i hope tobey maguire beats the fucking shit out of james franco with no repercussions

Tobey maguire moved into tom Holland’s mouth to pass on the Spider-Man mantle.

Okay so we already know that Straight Boys™ are a bundle of confusion but what’s with the whole getting annoyed at their girlfriends for taking them shopping?? Why would you not want to see ur beautiful gf trying on cute clothes?? Her prancing around in a new sundress? Dead. Shaking her butt and grinning because she loves the way those jeans fit?? g o r g e o u s. Dad Shirts™ three sizes too big with dumb slogans?? Y'all will have to find my inhaler from year six cause i can’t fucking breathe.

Like if you don’t wanna take your gf shopping that’s your loss tell her to dump your dumb ass & hmu

this is a whole mood?

whats wrong with you? you got some sort of……..some sorta syndrome? you got a syndrome or something? youre tryna tell me youve got like, a syndrome

[goes to doctor]: whats wrong with me doc. tell me the ‘prognosis’ doctor: well, its looking as if you have some kind of syndrome [thinking] hmm.. thats not good

i diagnose you with symptoms syndrome

sorry to say but it seems you’ve got problems disorder

not to alarm anyone but if u look at the moon with one eye and then close it and open the other one you see another identical moon a little bit to the left. why has science covered up the existence of this second, secret moon? we are the people and we demand answers

Parallax, my friend

thats a stupid name. it should be called “moon 2″

i have a hill to die on real quick

phrases like “you don’t owe anyone anything” and “relationships aren’t transactional” have the power to be used in ways that are very backwards and harmful

for example, no you don’t owe anyone anything in that if some creep is trying to get with you, you can block him without feeling bad. you don’t owe kindness to people who are transphobic or racist or bigoted.

but, you can’t use this as an excuse to fuck over people who have helped you. “you don’t owe anyone anything” isn’t an excuse to allow yourself to forget compassion and basic empathy, it isn’t an excuse for you to be an asshole just because you find it easier to be one

relationships aren’t transactional in that if your partner does something nice for you, you are indebted to them. they do these things because they love you; it is their choice to express love through these gestures

but they are transactional in that you both actively need to be putting time and care into the relationship. ignoring the dynamic of one person caring too much (and putting in excessive (emotional an literal) work and labor) while the other does nothing isn’t healthy. one person can’t solely take and the other person can’t solely give- that’s dangerous, and you can’t put the bandaid of “this isn’t transactional” over a relationship that is draining you in all capacities

i’m tired of seeing these things being misconstrued and used as an excuse to hurt people, while framing it as a way of taking care of yourself

It do be like that.

Don’t take it personally if I do this. I talk to everyone like that.

I am not am azealia banks Stan at all, but the shit grimes was trying to pull with her, targeting banks because she s a black bi woman, is disgusting, racist, and auch awful straight girl shit, and I hope grimes and her slimy boyfriend continue to get shredded for it

and honestly y’all are right to say they chose her specifically bc no one would believe her once she complained about it

Yeah Elon is even saying (reportedly) that he’s never met her and she wasn’t there despite a unrelated 3rd party confirming that she went to his house. They are really banking on her reputation to get away with gross stuff.