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vagabonddaniel-recordedarchives asked:

ooc: You know, the world premiere of the musical was in SF--which for non-broadway weirdos means they do sort of a test run of the show before heading to Broadway--and the version I saw was pretty gay. But I have no idea what they changed when they went to NYC. Sad it didn't do well. Loved the cast so much.

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i-want-my-iwtv answered:

Yes, I was aware it was very well-received in SF! Hence my excitement when it was announced that it would come to NY.

Yeah I don’t know exactly what they cut, only that a lot was cut, and that the show I saw was so… bare… it just seemed very stripped down. Sets and things were not so glamorous, the singing seemed kind of limited in a way… I think there is a recording of the SF show somewhere on youtube, I should watch it for comparison.

Fortunately garama must have seen it, bc he did some fanart that was directly inspired by the musical:

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Princess Louis

It just hit me. If Lestat is now Prince Lestat…is Louis now Princess Louis? 

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Immortality seems like a good idea, until you realise you’re going to spend it alone.

Lestat de Lioncourt ( Anne Rice )

Awww This is sad

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i-want-my-iwtv
When I finished the VC I didn’t know if I could emotionally invest myself in another series ever again. I hope you enjoy this tomfoolery!! ^^ love, yaknow-prince

Your fanart is beauteous, I love it, #PERFECT JUST PERFECT, heaps of praise! #claiming u in the name of our fandom.

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kotilae

im gonna liveblog interview with a vampire so get ready kids

brad pitt talking in monotone is the single weirdest and funniest thing i have ever seen

i think im developing a thing for 80s/90s christian slater

“how can i put you at ease?” idk maybe you shouldn’t have told him you’re a vampire 

six minutes in and there’s a montage with dramatic music and a deadpan monologue voice over provided by brad pitt i love this movie already

aaaaannnnnnnddd………….now they’re flying

they’re in mid air, tom cruise in a blond wig is drinking brad pitt’s blood, brad pitt made a sex noise when tom cruise detached himself from brad pitt’s neck, and then tom cruise dramatically dropped him into a river. i really do love this movie

as in all period dramas, there is a scene where a rich person in lacy nightclothes lies coughing and gravely ill in their massive bed in a huge mansion. even when the period dramas have vampires, there’s always this scene

question: how many times is tom cruise gonna attach himself to brad pitt’s neck in this film

also: how many more dramatic speeches is tom cruise gonna have, and how many more sex noises is brad pitt gonna make

this movie is so dramatic i can’t

do you mean to tell me that these two guys can just sit in a public tavern and casually drink someone’s blood in the corner until they die and no-one notices??

tom cruise: [offers him rat blood]

brad pitt: [makes an “is this bitch for real?” face]

brad pitt:

brad pitt:

brad pitt: [drinks it anyway]

tom cruise: read her thoughts

brad pitt: [makes an “is this bitch for real?” face]

brad pitt:

brad pitt:

brad pitt: [tries it anyway]

brad pitt: 

brad pitt: i can’t

the “NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” then the high pitched squeak/laugh i’m losing my shit

in other news, this immortal vampire is also a grape-throwing eight-year-old

HE’S DANCING WITH THE FUCKING CORPSE 

claudia: where’s mama??

lestat: [brief “oh shit what do i tell her without seeming like a homicidal maniac” moment]

lestat:

lestat:

lestat: she’s in heaven

they’re parents. its official. lestat and louis are an old married couple, complete with daughter. i can’t believe i don’t even have to make this up

“you’re mine and louis’ daughter now” gay vampire dads i cannot fucking believe this

claudia: eww dad when did u eat rats

louis: long time ago, before u were born 

louis, silently in his head: and it was bc of fucking lestat so don’t blame that shit on me

can’t believe claudia is having a teenage rage while louis is like OH NO BBY CALM DOWN and lestat is yelling NOT IN THE FUCKING HOUSE

the only thing not making this a scene from a domestic family comedy/drama is the dead body

there’s door-slamming and everything amazing

claudia: oh btw they’re dead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

lestat:

lestat:

claudia: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

lestat:

lestat: fuck

lestat: LOUIS

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i-want-my-iwtv

THIS WAS WORTH ALL THE DIGITAL INK IT WAS PRINTED WITH

“question: how many times is tom cruise gonna attach himself to brad pitt’s neck in this film”

Not enough times. NOT NEARLY ENOUGH TIMES.

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sunlitcurtainss

Way way back when I was in college, i frequented a message board for “Dark” musicals. The title seems a bit overwrought now, but I’m owning it for the sake of this giveaway.

There will be one randomly selected winner, and they will receive the following:

-Phantom of the Opera Playbill, from around 2006/2007. Howard McGillan is the Phantom. It’s also signed by somebody, who might be him, but I’m not entirely sure at this point.

- Phantom of the Opera fridge magnet (a little worse for wear… It’s a very old magnet. The back is covered in tiny flecks of loose glitter for some reason.)

- Phantom of the Opera business card thing.

- Wicked business card thing

- Dracula the Musical flyer

- Dracula the Musical magnet.

- Lestat the musical flyer

- Lestat the musical playbill

- Tanz der Vampire ticket sleeve

- Dance of the Vampires Broadway playbill (ill fated English translation of Tanz der Vampire. Starred Michael Crawford)

- Sweeney Todd flyer From that one Broadway revival where Patti LuPone played the tuba (and also Mrs. Lovett). Michael Ceveris was Sweeney.

- Playbill for Yeston and Kopit’s Phantom

- Edward Scissor Hands: The Ballet advertisement postcard

*****RULES******

1) Reblog to enter. Reblog as much as you want, but don’t spam your followers.

2) You don’t have to follow me, but you’re welcome to. I like new followers. For reference, I am a fan of and post about all of the musicals featured in this giveaway (especially Lestat, Dracula, and Tanz der Vampire) with the exception of Phantom of the Opera (It was one of my first big fandoms long long ago, but not where my current interests lie. Anyway, it means a free autographed playbill for somebody who will give it a good home. :) ). I also post about a lot of other musicals.

3) The giveaway ends at 5:00 PM Eastern Standard Time on Tuesday the 11th. I will contact the winner around that time. It’s important, if you win, to get back to me quickly. I’m leaving the country on 13th, so the 12th is really the only day that I can get this stuff mailed out.

4) You *must* be over 18 to enter. I don’t feel comfortable asking kids on the Internet to give me their address.

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that-one-awkward-heartless

These are coooool

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spectredeflector

“No one could resist me, not even you, Louis. And the more you tried, the more I wanted you.”

Wig // Rockstar Wigs (code: SPECTRE10) Blouse // Shein Lenses // PinkyParadise

I’ve been wanting to test Lestat for ages now, and I had a blast testing him out. I would love to do a more SFX oriented version of a very thirsty, dying Lestat (like from the end of the Tom Cruise movie adaption.)

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that-one-awkward-heartless

HOOOOTTTTTY

#omgfGGGG#this person just#breaths in#AHHHHHH
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