"For it is in passing we achieve immortality"

baby girl why are you so ears

Drew fanart,,,,

wwhhat the fuck wha trhe fuck im sobbing thats so cute holy shit youre so talenten!!!???

@unashamedly-enthusiastic

*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*

*clicks the citation*

*text pops up saying “this is not true. He saw this in a youtube video once in 2014 and took it as fact”. the words “youtube video” are underlined and in blue”

*clicks on the link*

Bitches out here roleplaying internet trolling

I’m sorry, I can’t come into work today. I didn’t get a long rest and god gave me a point of exhaustion. All my skill checks are at disadvantage.

It's Gay Rights Gengar Friday

AOC when she was a bartender if she slayed

Equal but opposite energies

cute little cow baby in a field of red flowers

Looking at fox plushies and

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

Why did I only find out today that the “I think we need to kill this guy meme” was a fucking Steven Universe vs Hitler comic?????

I was just caught so off guard by this

Sword Illustrations by Ma-Ko (2018-21)

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

Him face

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

Reblog him face for good luck in 2022

Reblog him face for good luck in 2023

Reblog him face for good luck in 2024

*survives the horrors by being such a silly goofy guy that my presence fundamentally changes the genre*

Knives out and Glass Onion work bc it brings the role of mystery solving detective out of brooding tortured genius and back to its rightful place as Friendly Weirdo In a Little Outfit

a good carly rae jepsen song is like going to a party and meeting a new person you feel an instant connection with - romantic, platonic, doesnt matter - and you spend the whole night talking and laughing and at one point you ditch the party to go get food and you stumble down the street giggling together in the smears of multicolored light thinking about how sometimes nice things really do just happen out of nowhere. a taylor swift song is like going to that same party and getting trapped in a corner with your coworker who just did something fucked up to her best friend and is going to tell you about it and look at you with big wet pleading eyes until you justify her actions for her.

#i'll explain the joke for those that need it #yahrzeit takes place 1 year after shiva #shiva is the week-long mourning for close family members #so its basically a 1 year memoriam #minyan is a quorum of at least 10 jewish adults necessary for certain religious services and ceremonies #traditionally it only counted men but reformists and reconstructionists and whatnot usually include adult women too for minyan #so basically: if there were only 9 of us there to hold the memorial service for my father and we needed a 10th and you showed up #i would rather turn you away than be able to memorialize my own father

thank you @avocadoarms for the explanation, i can now fully enjoy the sick burn

i want to be a sweet and friendly girl but there’s all this anxiety. and the horrors

and rage

yeah and also the rage

every time my bf says “for the time being” i respond with “for the time bean” and then we say “all hail the time bean” and carry on the conversation like nothing happened