If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.
reblog after voting!!
I don't follow topics. I follow people. (I can always mute a topic I don't like.)
I have some sideblogs but it's mostly for myself (because i refuse to have a functional tagging system) or to hand my phone to my friend who loves cats (i have one just for cat content. And one for doggos. Also one for my personal favourite posts. And the memes for my therapist)
you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation
Demonstrating some wushu skills
[eng by me]
Unrelated but I've seen this version so many times that the original makes me feel the same way that I did the first time I saw the edit
What is that???!??!!
That is one of the funniest things I’ve seen today
not my titkok but SDFKJSFDKSFDJFDLKJSFDLKFDSLJKFSD
^ your keysmash is basically the sound it makes
Like Bardcore is a thing and nobody was going to tell me about it?
oh to one day live in a world that doesn't hinge on the whims of the united states of fucking america.
We're a team, a group. Group of the two of us.
Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.
Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!
Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!
Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!
Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!
If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!
Absolute degenerate LUNACY
i cannot even with you people right now
At work last night, one of the servers said "did you guys watch the eclipse? My eyes still kind of hurt from it." And me and my coworker (who has a degree in astrophysics) were just like "?????? You're not supposed to look directly at it" and this girl. She says "yeah people kept saying that but I thought it would be okay" like. Abigail. This is how you deal permanent damage to your vision.
The answer is well-done
show me your jaw muscles
so strong (─‿‿─)♡ one car tire steak coming right up sir
Honestly why would you hide this in the notes
have i ever shown u people my hand sofa
my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.
guinea pig instagram accounts are so funny cause the captions will be like "uh oh! pumpkiwumpkin is being extra sassy today!" and the picture is literally just
I got inspired