Someone: weed is not for everyone and it can trigger psychotic, paranoid and manic episodes in some mentally ill people

Stoners who think smoking weed is a personality trait:

Domestic Cowboy Enemies-to-Lovers AU:

this bed's not big enough for the two of us

Not with that attitude, Pardner.

due to personal reasons I am committed to finding beauty in all things that strike me as neglected and worthy of patience and tenderness

baby colors are out, it’s all about the dark, full tones now

Wouldn’t you say that this is a quite lovely choice of colors?

YES THESE ARE DELIGHTFUL

I am an old sage…listen closely to my wisdom before my soul withers away…

Teach us, o wise one

you are not an anime character. your actions impact others and do not only exist in theory. nobody is required to stick around for your tragic backstory or to learn the reasons behind your actions. if you treat people like garbage, they are allowed to think of you as a jerk and nothing more. nobody is obligated to analyze you or think twice when you hurt them. similarly, you are not required to stick around to listen to other people’s reasons for treating you like trash. you can call them a jerk, cut them out of your life, and call it a day.

You: ball pit ; me, an intellectual: clown’s nest.

How does a bot have the hottest takes I’ve ever fucking seen.

me with 0 drinks in me, unprompted: lorde literally INVENTED the sad indie girl pop sound that artists like alessia cara and halsey are using today when she was only fifteen years old and the reason royals was such a hit was because it sounded like nothing else on the radio or the charts at the moment and for someone who has been so influential she is criminally underappreciated in this essay i will

As a child, I was always afraid of teenagers. As a teenager, I was afraid of other teenagers. As someone who has graduated high school, I am still afraid of teenagers. Teenagers will never not be scary.

mcr was fucking right and I should have listened

u ever just get possessed and just take a jello out of its shell to hold Him Gently

Hold Him Gently.

TED WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

its fun, its easy, its free! hold Him Gently.

i wholeheartedly believe i deserve a sword. i am true. i am loyal. i despise treacherous men. what else do you need? knight me already

i wish someone had told me at 13 that depriving yourself of food and sleep is very much a form of self harm

hey kids i know sometimes things are very rough, and feeling like ur in control of ur suffering can be a coping mechanism for a while, but pls eat and sleep, and try to be gentle to yourself if you can

— Forough Farrokhzad, from Sin: The Selected Poems of. F. F.; “One Day Ali Told His Mom,”

This is going to be controversial in some circles, but books are not sacred objects unless you want them to be. Dog ear them. Write notes directly in the margins. Highlight, underline, put a sticker in the front. Dip the edges in your bath water, in your beach sand, in your tea. Live with it!

There are thousands of copies of the average book, and if you ever ruined yours you could buy another for $3 off ThriftBooks or something. Unless you are specifically working with rare first edition printings, it’s fine to just treat a book like something that you own. Take it with you everywhere and if you lose or forget it just shrug because it’s really, truly, not a big deal. Love books hard, they are just bundles of paper and the story that you adore is always safe even if you treat your paperback like a doorstop. It’s fine.

california? you mean the place in the red hot chili peppers songs? you know that’s not real right?

i have a mouth

and i can scream :)

imagine explaining this post to your grandmother