Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying

#a friend of mine was at dragoncon this weekend#they have a rocket raccoon fursuit they wear#and this guy comes up to them and is like...#do you want to take the funniest picture you will ever get in that costume?#and offers them his prosthetic leg

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Yo ucannot leave this in the tags!!

He escaped into the wild again.

he didn't escape someone clearly hucked him out of a car to be 'free' like an unwanted exotic pet

Yep. If history gives you a warm, fuzzy feeling, you aren't learning history. You're being indoctrinated.

im really into romantic friendships, but specifically ones where the lines are already so blurred & yet the concept of romance hangs like a guillotine over both heads

ppl tagging this with ‘no this sucks its toxic as hell’ well yeah duh we’re not on the well-adjusted healthy relationship website. grow up

little sketches from this afternoon

another one!

Did Roy ever find his boyfriend?

he did

happy for him

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART THEY ADOPTED A DAUGHTER NAMED TANGO BECAUSE IT TAKES 2 TO TANGO!!!! This is them:

and they even had a book written about them:

guys Tango found a girlfriend :’)

Cleansing your dash… now!

@bestnoncannonship

Their daughter, Tango (who likely would not have been born without her adoptive dads), fell in love with another female penguin at the Central Park Zoo, Tanuzi. As far as we know, Tango and Tanuzi have been together ever since.

like a centaur to an apple

How do yall keep on finding pictures of THIS specific pool party

"I'm a comedian so I can go lower"

KING.

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

I wasn’t socialized enough as a puppy

Every 5 minutes of scrolling through Greek Mythology fanarts be like

Come on I can't be the only one

The struggle is real