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SuperWhoLock: A Guide

LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY BECAUSE THIS IS SO FUCKING ACCURATE

So this happened. Pissed but still passionate conductor Sherlock.

This is possibly the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

I’m not a businessman. I’m a business, man.

why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper

I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me?

literally what the fuck

it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name

when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions

The Princess Club

Episode 44

i was gifing FOTR and i paused the vid and it stopped at the part where gandalf stands up and recites the writing on the ring

and elrond looks

800% done with this shit

gODdamit gandalf we do not speak those fucking words in Imladris. 

*sips cup of tea at Starbucks* *puts down John Green book* *sighs* I guess I’m a little tumblr-famous. I got like… thirty notes on a WeHeartIt picture I reposted once. *shrugs* it’s whatever, though. I don’t let it go to my head

did you miss me

Omg baby. I missed you so much..

JOKE OF THE NIGHT, SHUT IT DOWN EVERYONE

I HATE EVERTYHING ABOUT THIS POST

EVERYTHING.

THAT CAKE IS AT 60 DEGREES

THERE IS NO RECPIE THAT BAKES A CAKE AT 120 DEGREES, THAT’S TOO LOW< IN BOTH CELCIUS AND FARENGEHIT

TAT CAKE. IS ALREADY. BAKED.

THE ROTRACTOR WOULD MELT YOU LITTLE SHIT DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET MELTED PLASTIC OUT OF THE OVEN PLUS IT WOULD SMELL LIKE POISON AND YOUR OVEN WOULD BE POISONED

HOW DID YOU GET THAT STUPID THING TO STAND AT 60 DEGREES FROM HORIZONTAL

I HATE YOU

IS HtA EVEN A CAKE

GUYS I MADE A CORRECTION ON THE ORIGINAL POST I ACTUALLY DRAGGED AN IMAGE OF A PROTRACTOR FROM GOOGLE IMAGES AND THAT CAKE IS AT 69 DEGREES

69 DEGREES.

I HATE THIS POST 69 TIMES MORE

left behind in Laketown

What if to announce Mary’s pregnancy, they just send everyone a picture of the Papa Johns pizza logo with Johns face photoshopped onto it

oh.

Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos.

Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?

sometimes i want to look hardcore and sometimes i want to look like a precious forest child and sometimes i want to look like a celestial being made of starlight and constellations 

David Bowie doesn’t have this problem

#david bowie doesn’t have any problems (x)

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop