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I think DOGS should VOTE

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The War in Afghanistan did not “fail” or show that the US is “bad” at imperialism because the objective of the War in Afghanistan was never to defeat the Taliban or bring “stability” to Afghans or even to install a lasting puppet regime/client state for the US. The goal was to, among other things, secure Afghanistan’s opium supply (which sources >90% of the heroin currently being trafficked worldwide), establish US military bases on the borders of Iran and China and within proximity to Russia, and generate profit for the military-industrial complex by justifying supermassive “defence” budgets and arms sales. When the costs outweighed the benefits of staying in Afghanistan the US cut its losses and left. The people of Afghanistan, the Taliban, the US-backed regime etc. are/were simply all pawns at best or hindrances/collateral damage at worst. Do not allow yourself to be duped into thinking anything more or less of this situation.

I hope this becomes common knowledge in America and western countries as well. It's so frustrating to see everyone believe what their imperialist, war criminal governments say about countries they've destroyed while everyone thought they were there for "peace".

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This dudes trapped In Kabul now btw

bit of a pickle

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That no one got hurt and the primary effect is inconvenience? 👌👌👌👌👌

That the whole story is rife with puns and wordplay? 👌👌👌👌👌

Everyone is learning how interconnected our world is and the effect of one single ship on global capitalism? 👌👌👌👌👌

The fact that we got 2! Whole! dick jokes out of this story? 👌👌👌👌👌🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆😍😍😍😍😍😍🍆🎊🍾🥳🎉

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anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

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this is not what i want to be remembered for

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lycanthology

if u consider yourself a horror fan you like NEED to be aware and educated on the ableism thats been put at the heart of so much horror. like... is that character actually scary or do they just have a limp/scars/disfigurement that real normal people have irl and have to see depicted as horrifying and dehumanizing? if you think any of those things or things like it are scary in ANY context you need to step away from the horror genre and familiarize yourself with the fact that people can and do look like that and they do not deserve to be an object of fear

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parakeet

Thinking about the sweets that got banned from primary school playgrounds when I was a kid cus the little guys in the packaging looked like they were boning fruit

it was these ones

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weaver-z

Every DnD game that starts out with a serious “Lord of the Rings” type of tone turns into a Monty Python sketch and every DnD game that starts out like a Monty Python sketch turns into Lord of the Rings

DnD game with characters named Kua the Brave, Enoch Bluehelm, and Hallow Greaves: Our current mission is to save the kingdom from the Dark Queen Ravenbone but we fucked up a charisma roll and now Kua and Ravenbone are dating and the king of Fendale was turned into a frog

DnD game with characters named Bunny Wabbit, Ford Trukk, and Dildo Baggins: Our current mission is to find a birthday present for a spoiled prince but in the process we found a lich planning to devour the life force of everyone in the land and Dildo gave his life to stop him in a scene so moving it won the Newberry Medal

If you give your players room to do whatever they want, including be silly, they will most often choose to express themselves. And you'd be amazed how much you'll start to care about characters once people have attached little pieces if their soul to them.

If you try to enforce a "serious" tone, it just makes the gags funnier, and your players will treat you with the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God.

"the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God" WHAT THE FUCK I'M DECEASED

World Heritage Post

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sargentballs

it's so refreshing getting world news that isn't an immediate threat to anyone's life or just otherwise depressing. this is what world news should be. a big ole boat drew a penis and then got stuck in a canal and now a sizable chunk of world trade has ground to a halt. wonderful. this costs me nothing

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