tumblr are you telling me something

Very well. I shall find them, and save this kingdom.

as i approach the end of my lease im reminded of this beautiful fixture in my home

thank you, landlords, for everything you do.

im not sure what it is you do, but you make significantly more money than me so it must be something, right?

My favorite part of having posted this is how u guys are now in the tags telling me all these different cultures you associate this hat with. This hat is a global phenomenon

Working class Irish people 🤝 little polish boys 🤝 African dads 🤝 male Jewish professors 🤝communists in the parliament of the Weimar Republic

Wearing this hat apparently idk

i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

Mothman…..!!!

"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

joseph ^_^

A cock saver

Hoomans: stoopid

huh those are some really well trained chickens,look at the pose at the end that's wild

Hey um is anyone going to comment on the tantalizing music that plays?

this game was so fucking funny and for what. i can't believe there are people who dislike the alola games

“Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date.”

“That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.”

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

god etsy is such an on fire trash can but it has a bunch of shipping presets that are difficult to migrate so i guess we'll do it this way

so anyways there's a glitch where sometimes it forces you to buy a shipping label in order to close out DIGITAL purchases which is fucking insane to me.

So I've pulled the only other cross stitch pattern off of it and made it a pay-what-you-want on kofi

I've also uploaded the other MASSIVE pattern onto ko-fi bc why not

It's a fairly obscure monster road trip reference but I'll be real it holds it's own perfectly fine as a fun pattern to have around the house for your average weirdo

both of these are basically free since ko-fi allows you a pay what you like option

If they had canada post shipping label pre-sets and a robust dms-to-custom-commission-listing system I would change migrate in a heartbeat but ALAS

yeah

i think it over and over and hope you're thinking too

“Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore.

then why the fuck did she ask

hmmmmmm…..

Sis lives for drama… fuckin virgo