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girl i can make your penis bark

rainy day ⛈️

The curious dance moves of the Striped Cuckoo.

I’m sorry???? Excuse me sir???? You have hands and are a bird please explain

Ayeeee

Adorable, beautiful magic

Guys, I think I might be gay

sowed some stuff but i’m thinking i might not reap it. if it sucks i’ll probably just not reap it.

JFK escalating the Vietnam War and then dying

I want to be more gleeful about tr*mp possibly dying but I'm afraid of jinxing it for myself because I did a bad thing and went hiking with two people and we didnt wear masks like damn fools and now I'm scared

I did have a dream he died tho. I was at my parents house and wake up, mom makes me coffee, I check my phone and see a bunch of memes of him being dead. My mom wanted to keep it a fun surprise so she waited to tell me

that period in the mid-20th century where the middle class suddenly had access to unprecedented food variety but no idea what to do with it and ended up inventing hundreds of doomed dishes like lime cheese jello salad or ham and banana hollandaise is thematically akin to the cambrian explosion

when they made out after the debate do you think biden got covid too

ADHD and Executive Dysfunction is like;

2020 for me has just been “am I stressed because of a global pandemic and an increasingly fascist far-right government, or am I just struggling to exist under capitalism” and I’m really getting tired of it

2020 mood

what is YOUR specific personal reason you shouldn’t be handed the aux? call urself out (in the tags or not. cmon this is public)

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost, is revealed. Our long bygone burdens, mere echoes of the spring, but where have we come, and where shall we end? If dreams can’t come true, then why not pretend? How the gentle wind, beckons through the leaves, as autumn colors fall. 

Somewhere lost in the clouded annals of history, lies a place that few have seen. A mysterious place, called The Unknown.

OVER THE GARDEN WALL (2014)