too many thoughts head full

Hate when the cd drive pushes a disc back out like a kegel

Be a good girl and take it

whenever I have buffalo wings I always wipe my hands on my dog and he screams loud as fuckkkkk

Why would you do that to your dog!?!?

it's ugly

*accidentally converts all the men and women I date*

to mp3???

fucking the apartment guide website and they roll over and ask me this

Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.

Are clowns patriotic

are you?

I’m asking the questions here. Would a clown die for its country

everyone who has ever died for their country was a clown

FLAPPER FANNY SAYS, by Anericn cartoonist, Ethel Hays (1892-1989).

I do not understand why Flapper Fanny has turned into a Lovecraftian Elder God in the Sugar Daddy cartoon.

in some distant universe my dragon age lavellan and astarion are kissing on the lips

giving my enemies psychic damage by being too horny on main

Somebody translated the infernal runes face tattoo that you can put on your character and the runes on the forhead literally just spell "forhead", the runes on the nose spell "nose" and the runes on the chin say "chin"

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

M-M-M-MULTIKILL!

FOOLS. YOU’RE ALL FOOLS.

this was a comment on a lyrics video to power & control by marina and the diamonds