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MrSniggums

@mrsnickysnog / mrsnickysnog.tumblr.com

Also I am a snickers.
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ask-thehuman
Anonymous asked:

Hey, Chara? Smile for the camera! Remember how you did that, back in the day?

ask-thehuman answered:

“Hey Cͨ͌̔͌̐̅̒̅͏͓̩̣̖̗ͅh̵̴̼̪͕̰̃ͥ̉̽̓́̒͛̚a̬̮͖̼̝͚̼̯̰͊̇ͩͬ͟͟r̙̩̋̀͐̽̈́̍́̚ã̸̡͉̖̰̣̣̓ͥͧ͋!”

“?!…”

“Smile for the Camera!” 

“Asriel…. Don’t you have anything better to d-” 

“-Had a hard time smiling back then….” 

“͙̦͛̋̅͋Ȃ̟̲̮͇̟͓̱̊̎̿r͇͓̿͑ͤ͋͋ͪ̓ͅë̹̰ͦ͒̾n͎ͤͧ̉ͮ͛̊’̤͌͋͑t̬̮ͪ̍̉̀̌ͥͨ ̩̑̀ͩͬ̂w̲͍̗͆̽̒͗̓̐e̫̱͑̚ ̲̺̜̫̤͉̏ͮ́̈́́ͅä̹̠͎̼͎̮̏͌́̾ͥl̥̯͍ͯ̈̂͐̀̋̎ͥl̖̩̑͊̈͗̚̚ ̳͙̮͐̆̄̾̐͛̔g̩̼̳͇͔͐ͬ̑l̞͍̘̖̝̺̺̐ͥͫͨ͐ͯͫ́͌a̦̦̤̺̖͌̅ͅd͉̠ͭͥ ̣̘ͦ̈́ͯͦ̐͆t͔̜̙͈̎͒̂͛̉h̬̖̩͓̲̠̙̞ͬ̎̈́a̟̣̼̰̤̖͕͗͆̔̐ͪͪ͒ͯ͗ť͕͚͙͇̐͛̚’̪̘̝̪̀̅̀ͩͧs̝̟̦̯͎̖̫͓͚͑̓ ̪͉̞͉̟̝̈́ͮ̽̇ͮͅn̳̻̣̯̥̜̻̦͂̋ͣͧͅo̹̭̬̬̍̔͋͐ͤ̆̚t̺͉ͮ̿̚ ͎̼͉̜̫̦̙͗ͮ̉̀t̞̟͈̞̞͖̻̔̽̓͋́ͣ̊h̦̦ͧ͑è̯̖̘͇̦̪ ͖͕̣͂̂͊ͣ̔͒͂ͅc̤͕͈ͭä̱̦̥̙̘̜̬̹̒̌͛s͈͙̰͗͒͊ͨ̔͗͑e̺̪͕͔ͦ̚ ̘͈̫͚͈̣̘͚̾̀ͭ̔̇̍̇ͣǹ͔̜̭̼̫̝̞̜ͥ͌̂o̘̤̗̣̯̩͙̲̖̅ͬ͛̋̿̒̌̎w̖͙̯ͧ̓̏͌?̪̫̥̙̬ͨ͗̆͋̚!̤͓͕͈̬̖̼̩̒͐ͮ͋ͬͧ̏”̫͇͇̜͕̫̰̰ͩ ͈̖̯͚̎̈́

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mrsnickysnog

First of All Emi, HOW DARE YOU.

#ask-thehuman#EMI WHY#JEEEEEEZ
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nightmarist

Shipping Headcanons! Send Numbers & Ships!

SFW

  1. Who cooks?
  2. Who’s the messiest? The cleanest?
  3. Who fixes the vehicle after a breakdown?
  4. Living space has a leak! Who fixes it?
  5. Who buys the groceries?
  6. Going out to eat: Who pays? Who orders the most food? And who has dessert?
  7. Would they go to the beach?
  8. Who knows how to swim? Who doesn’t?
  9. Is someone multilingual? Do they try to teach another language to the other? How does it go?
  10. Any pets? Or plants?
  11. Baths or showers? Together or separate? Any bubbles or bubble fights?
  12. Can they stand silence? Who talks the most? Who talks the least?
  13. Who stays up late? Who sleeps the most? Does the other have to force them to sleep/wake up?
  14. Who is the highest maintenance? Does the other mind?
  15. Vacation ideas: who decides them? Where would they go, if anywhere?

NSFW

  1. How often do they have sex, if at all?
  2. Who brings ideas? Who initiates?
  3. Any kinks they clash on?
  4. Oddest place they’d have sex?
  5. Favourite positions?
  6. Dom/top? Sub/bottom? Any switches?
  7. Genital headcanons?
  8. Favourite erogenous zones?
  9. Quickest turn ons? Immediate turn offs?
  10. First to orgasm? Last to orgasm? Who comes the most? Does someone ever end up unfinished?
  11. Favourite romantic gestures during sex/orgasm?
  12. How are their afterglows?
  13. Who’s loud? Who’s quiet? Does one try to make the other louder/quieter? How?
  14. Lights on or off? Do they look at each other? Or is someone embarrassed?
  15. Open or closed relationship? Do they sometimes share?
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pig-demon

[SCREAMS IN SPANISH]

I present Undernovela the AU where everyone is very dramatic, speak español, zoom ins and on screen transitions happen out of nowhere, and anyone can just suddenly die of a heart attack. also everyone’s attractive. even the stereotypical comic relief skeleton. y’all think this is a joke, but i actually have so much of it thought out. :y 19 years of watching shit novelas with my grandma does things to you. also click more cut if you want the translation??? lmao

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micycle

You see Papyrus and Sans laughing at a terrible pun.  

It fills you with… DETERMINATION. 

Just finished this game and I love it so much, so I had to make some fan art. Check out Undertale if you haven’t already, it’s an amazing game. 

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afrophanim

Weird shit from 2015

  • Deez Nuts was a presidential candidate and tumblr users made serious posts telling people not to vote for Deez Nuts
  • A tumblr user stole actual human bones for witchcraft
  • 70°F weather in the Northern US on Christmas
  • Banksy created an edgy parody theme park called “Dismaland” but to everyone else, it seemed more like a parody of itself
  • Berenstein/stain bears got people contemplating the existence of parallel universes
  • Sam Pepper kidnapped a man and acted out a fake execution of his best friend in front of him for a youtube “prank”
  • Donald Trump suggested fascist plans of documenting and banning all muslims in the United States, gained support for it
  • Tumblr user foreverhonest made a post seriously trying to convince people that there’s a bus full of people who wear “Down With Cis” shirts who just go around and beat random people up
  • “What if there was a white kid who had an illness and their one wish was to say the N word, would it be okay to say it then?” 
  • Arcane Kids released a game called “Sonic Dreams Collection” where you make sonic fetish films straight outta deviantart, stare into the void that is sonic’s eyes, and feed worms to eggman like a bird to make him big and strong
  • A TERF told a story of how she “clocked” a trans women for complimenting her on a quesadilla
  • Minions
  • The internet got into wild debates over the color of a dress with completely contradictory perceptions of blue/black vs white/gold
  • People filmed themselves trying to summon a demon with pencils
  • A story popped up that accused Prime Minister David Cameron of fucking a dead pig and everyone just kinda believed it. 

So overall cool year, aside from the fact that it was basically a year-long onion article come to life. 

  • Donald Trump got attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam
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notsafefromchara

T͏̷̸͈̦͉̩̖̭̥̞͞h͏̜͚̦̟̦̩͞a̘̟̞̹̩̥̪̪̖̙̥̳̣͙̹͡͞͠n̴̛͙͖̞̣̖̭̦̙̤͍̻͖͙͕̖̲͠k̷̯̜̭̞͇̞͚͓̪̳͈̺̼̣͇̳͍͕̙͘͞͠ ̡̢̳̥̗̲̭̠̝͔͚̬̭̘̲̯̠͞͞ͅy̧̫͕̖̝͈͕͓̥͎̻̰̬̬͕̗̤̥͜o̢̮̖̦̫͚͡u͜͠͝͏̠̩͎͚̣ ̨̦͉̯͖̼̝͉͈͘f̢͡͡͏̷̲̝̯̫̣͎̝͔̻̫̫̫ͅo҉̡̰̠̲̯̕̕r҉̟͖̥̘̥̗͚͢ ̢͍̭̝͟y̵̡̡͇̮̙̗͉̤͉̖͓̩͕͇̪͎̣͉̹ͅo͡҉́͏̩͙͓̭̲̱̩͎̲͙̬̬̣̭̖́ú̡̢͕̥͉̙͖͖̗̫͕̙̬̞̥͉r̠̟̝̠̥̀͘͢͝͝ ̸̢̳͔̰̼̻̲̠͕̝̀͡͡ͅc̸̛͍̮̼̟o̡̢͟͞͏̼͉̬̗͎͇̱̠̞͍̪̫͎͍̠̯̠̰ͅṋ̴̛͚̺̪̰̘̹̬͙̤̥̖t͎͇̲͖̟̮̗͇̘̜͓͎͍͚̣̙̘͓͞ͅr̮̱̰̯͖͖̱̘͞i̸̡͈͕͕̻̬͘͝b̸͜͟҉̪̬̠͕͖͍̘̩̦͢u̷͢͏̡͚̦̦̳̰̩̰̙̼̰̳̰̙t̷̥̝̤̖͔̩͔̥̺͖̮̖͘͡i͟͏̲̮͔̱̳̞͇o̢҉̨̻̜̪̝̱̟̲͜͜ņ̸̸̛͓͖̹̮̩̜͍̱̻̹̠̳̭͓͖̜̜̲́ͅ ̶̸̴̺̘̠̖̜̬̲̞̝̤̜͓̲̝̙̭̦̱͠ṱ͙͇̘͓̥̟͕̬̦̙̙̫̠͔̥͢o͏͏̻̼̟͓̝͈͖̠̫̝̜͢ ̵̨̬̭̫̪̘̤͎̤m̢̖͇̬̠͕̫͕̣̺̦͍͎̯͔͖͓͜y̸̶̷̵̮͉̹̰͍̲̙̱̹̮̬̰̖ͅ ͏̡̛͎͚̱̞͍̯͚̟͈͎̻͕̠̥͟͠ͅͅŗ̶̫̝͕̝̫̳̞̱̩̫̪̙̥̙̖́͟a̵̷̢͖̦̦̺̗̩͚̣̮̙̩̝̝̠̤̻̘̝͕͟͢s̴̕͢͏͙̳̙̘͉̟̜̤͚̫p̵̝͕̯̟̫̀͘͞b̧̬͉͖̻̣e̗̻̗̯̫͉̼̝̺̙̫̠̣̪̗͚͠ŗ̸̴̩̰̺͉͕͉̞̘̱̻͕̠͕̮̟̯͓̗́r̡̲̠̻̝͓̯͡y̸̮̲̦̯͔̘͖̦͈͈͕̠̹̳̦̲͠͠ͅ ̷̛̗͓̠̩̜̲̠̣̦̮̝́̀j̷͉̖̪̤̳͝ḁ̵͔͎̖͘ͅͅm̧͝͞͠҉̲͔̪ ̺̘͍̗̥͍̹͖̯̕͠r̢̡̼̘͔͉̳̗̻̥̣̯͘͟è̷̛̬̼̜̫̯͚̦̞̬̤͇̤͞ͅc̵̲̞͎͚̖͙̖͕͙̹̥͙͉͉̫̱̹͞͝ͅì̷̡̘̤̳̝͉̞̹̻̹̫͕̜̜͝p̩̭̻̣̞̝̙̝͙̠̞͉̪͈̲͘͘͞͝e̶̕͏̳͔̰̦̮.͕̤̖̩̺͖͍͖̥̜͟͝͞ͅ.̧̻̗͍̠͔̹̯͓̯͙̺̗̲̫̥̀̕͡ͅ.̨̟̘̞̤͓̻̣͚͎̱͈͍͙̯̭̞̰̳̕͡͝

“Just be happy I didn’t invest into making Stillborn Sally/Stan dolls.”

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mrsnickysnog

Jesus F*ck man

#MITIC WHY
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