forgive me

I TEXTED THIS TO MY 28 YEAR-OLD COUSIN

my mum wanted to show me some big nutella jars she found in costco so she showed me this

and i was like for real 40 dollars for nutella how??? 

but then

this is how

costco doesnt fuck around

if i could go back in time all i would do probably is hoard a bunch of urls

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Microwave Snacks You Can Cook In A Mug (Click the name for their recipe)

Coffee Cup Quiche

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French Toast In A Cup

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Cinnamon Roll In A Cup

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7263.

just cast a charm to grow the eyebrow back, damn

What I love about social justice white people

is every time my friend gets stop to be told off by some white person, very rudely, how his tattoo of a dreamcatcher is racist and insensitive to the Native American people and should removed/apologize/be ashamed.

He is Native American and they confuse him for Mexican every time, and he just states “But I got this at the reservation I lived in for 15 YEARS.” and proceeds to falsely place a curse of his ancestors on them.

Somewhere in this world, there is a little girl And she is going to be so excited about the Good Luck Charlie episode with the lesbian mom’s Because it won’t be weird that she has two moms.  And I can just hear her saying “It’s not weird! There was a Good Luck Charlie episode where a girl has two moms!” And kids listen to media  And so they’ll agree it isn’t weird.  And that makes me really happy. 

High schoolers in one sentence.

College students in one sentence.

Tumblr people in one sentence.

Italics piss me off

Che cazzo hai detto tu stronzetto?

I SAID ITALICS NOT ITALIAN

Che cazzo hai detto tu stronzetto?

When you see a great gifset that has grammar mistakes

this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!

that dog is gonna be off his face