I Should Really Be Revising

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting

Why do people take pictures of their floor I dont get it

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This tweet is killing me

American education

Springer Spaniel tries to fetch the darts thrown on TV. [video]

there can only be one

I guess you really can “ball too hard”

When Japanese artillery fire cut a key communication line from Smoky’s unit, a good 40 fighters and hundreds of men were left as sitting ducks. To get their lifesaving messages through, they’d have to undertake a grueling three-day operation of digging through a 70-foot pile of rubble, under the watchful eyes and hurtful bombs of the enemy. There was simply no way around it. The only other option would be to, hah, run the telephone lines through a 4-inch tunnel in the middle of the rubble, somehow, but honestly, that’s just …

… what, Smoky took the wire and pulled it through that impossible snake-hole within minutes? Never mind.

After saving the lives of her whole unit with the re-established line, Smoky eventually left the service and moved on to civilian superstardom. She rode her war hero status and knack for circus trickery to become a famed performer, once appearing on live TV for 42 weeks straight while never once repeating a trick. The interest she raised was so great, in fact, that she single-pawedly raised Yorkshire terriers from complete obscurity to one of the world’s most renowned dog breeds.

5 Of the Most Badass Soldiers Ever (Happened to be Dogs)

I’m not always sarcastic 

sometimes I’m sleeping