this aged well
In case anyone is having a bad night:
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now
golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes
golf:
- wastes crazy amounts of space and water
- soul-crushingly boring
- extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)
- prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)
mini golf:
- 18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn't even require water
- a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to
- easy to get into, but difficult to master
- cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)
- BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.)
Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death
Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required
Hugs are actually so underrated especially those hugs that are so tight u can literally feel the other person’s heartbeat n for a moment everything feels so calm and safe like nothing can hurt you
Caption:
[Person 1: WALL-E and EVE are both nonbinary.
Person 2: What are you talking about? Keep your... Liberal politics out of my kid’s movie. WALL-E’s a boy and EVE is a girl.
Person 1: But they’re... they’re robots. They don’t have genitals.
Person 2: Yeah but like WALL-E is square and does construction and EVE is like feminine and sexy looking.
Person 1: So, gender is a matter of presentation and expression, not a matter of biology.
Person 2: No! Gender’s just about your genitals.
Person 1: Then, WALL-E’s nonbinary. He doesn’t have genitals.
Person 2: No, WALL-E’s a boy.
Person 1: Then gender is a matter of expression an-
Person 2: No! Gender is just biological!
Person 1: Then WALL-E doesn’t have a gender
Person 2: No! He’s a boy robot!
Person 1: Look I don’t have anything going on. I can do this all day.]
JUSTIN H. MIN GQ — ph. June Kim (2020)
you ever have a piece of bread that’s so good you understand the plot of les miserables?
opposite energy from tasting turkish delights for the first time and wondering wtf was edmund on
Concerning Hobbits
↳ Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - Extended Edition
This sequence just goes to show that Sam is the hottest person in the Shire
this is beautiful, but that comment straight up took me out
Oh no oh fuck
For Fuck's Sake
when u catch urself thinking wistfully about dating and being in love and being c*ddled and how nice that would be
Bridge to Terabithia (2007) Dir. Gábor Csupó
Yo this movie fucking traumatised me as a kid
why is this so relatable
I am not ready for the mood guys
#2020 so far
a charming photo of young john mulaney, seemingly celebrating the kennedy assasination
Princess Diana wasn’t John Mulaney’s first kill