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@biitter-content

this blog is a mess, like me
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borntodrift

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

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golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes

golf:

  • wastes crazy amounts of space and water
  • soul-crushingly boring
  • extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)
  • prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)

mini golf:

  • 18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn't even require water
  • a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to
  • easy to get into, but difficult to master
  • cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)
  • BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.)
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creekfiend

Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death

Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required

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ldolised

Hugs are actually so underrated especially those hugs that are so tight u can literally feel the other person’s heartbeat n for a moment everything feels so calm and safe like nothing can hurt you

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lgbt-tiktoks

Caption:

[Person 1: WALL-E and EVE are both nonbinary.

Person 2: What are you talking about? Keep your... Liberal politics out of my kid’s movie. WALL-E’s a boy and EVE is a girl.

Person 1: But they’re... they’re robots. They don’t have genitals.

Person 2: Yeah but like WALL-E is square and does construction and EVE is like feminine and sexy looking.

Person 1: So, gender is a matter of presentation and expression, not a matter of biology.

Person 2: No! Gender’s just about your genitals.

Person 1: Then, WALL-E’s nonbinary. He doesn’t have genitals.

Person 2: No, WALL-E’s a boy.

Person 1: Then gender is a matter of expression an-

Person 2: No! Gender is just biological!

Person 1: Then WALL-E doesn’t have a gender

Person 2: No! He’s a boy robot!

Person 1: Look I don’t have anything going on. I can do this all day.]

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you ever have a piece of bread that’s so good you understand the plot of les miserables?

opposite energy from tasting turkish delights for the first time and wondering wtf was edmund on

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moonymartell

Concerning Hobbits

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - Extended Edition

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dredsina

This sequence just goes to show that Sam is the hottest person in the Shire

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black-nata

this is beautiful, but that comment straight up took me out

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cheesymovie

a charming photo of young john mulaney, seemingly celebrating the kennedy assasination 

Princess Diana wasn’t John Mulaney’s first kill

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