if we are mutuals you can imagine me doing this when i like and rb your poasts

sees this on the highway and violently aggressively tailgates them for miles and begins smashing into the side of their car until their car flies off the road off a cliff with them and their baby and explodes like in action movie

Y'all will literally say “i want to kill a mother and her child” because the mom likes Harry Potter and be proud of the sentence you just said 🤦

yeah

Welcome to make it through this year Monday

leave your laundry on the floor for them

I think my lifelong attraction to nerdy fucking dork dudes stems from reading Geronimo Stilton books as a wee one

i need him

who said that

must have been the wind

Ciao punkitt.

Giusto per la cronaca, voi anglofoni sniffa-polvere da sparo bevi-benzina rovina-mediooriente dovete a noi italiani NON SOLO il concetto di "destra politica" e di "colonialismo", ma pure il numero 100 di stilton 😇

I am going to fuck that mouse

Sono italiano e hai non solo il diritto ma anche il dovere di trombarti il topo

Piegalo come una sedia da giardino, tifo per te

⚠️ warning: side effects of testosterone ⚠️

✅ harder

✅ better

✅ faster

✅ stronger

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

forgive me father for i have grinned

you're basically home to me dude but it's not a big deal at all. don't worry about it

Like an old man to a construction site

JASON X (2001) dir. James Isaac

baby girl i can get melancholic and sentimental over things you can't even imagine

Confession

do you think a cemetery angel and a gargoyle could fall in love

to draw this was a very impulsive decision

they seem so sad <33

favorite thing about a cowboy is when that gay plant rolls past

Dude this line read is so good

ShopLifting. ⚠️🛍️🛒😰 geeAH! 😱disGRACE! 💔😞

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