watched this just after leaving my job where I scan documents for 8 hour shifts and I feel like a sim
"wanting something" wins Most Embarrassing Thing You Can Do award for 23rd year in a row
Love the concept of scissors. Someone was like, “a knife is clumsy for this task, what if I used TWO knives?” and they were right.
Specifically, two knives strapped together. Which is even more unhinged.
Oh no the knives are definitely hinged, that’s intrinsic to their function.
they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going
Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice
hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*
normally this would infuriate me but I feel uncharacteristically calm and forgivibg
My mom gave me some gluten free knock-off Girl Scout cookies and one of the Os fell off
customers the same in all universes
Timmy turner: man I am so depressed like clinically. Cosmo Wanda I wish I was not depressed anymore
Wanda: sorry timmy that's against da rules...we can't interfere with mental illness ):
Timmy: fine i wish I had xanax
Cosmo: ok *gives it to him from his pockets*
this new round of bots are next level. what the fuck is this
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Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively
I loved this visual so much I had to doodle it.
ratratratratrat
grandma with swag ipad manoeuvers
every dnd party agreeing to the stupidest plan youve ever heard in your life