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Thoughts and Findings on a Static Afternoon

@staticafternoon / staticafternoon.tumblr.com

Mack. they/he, bi/ace, rad as hell. the friend who says cursed stuff. one day i will update the pretentious blog title from high school. hello
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batcows

it's so wild that the best lyric in pop music history ("tell your boyfriend / if he says he's got beef / that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin scared of him") and the worst lyric in history ("do the hellen keller and talk with yo hips") are both from the same song ("DONTTRUSTME" by 3OH!3). just. crazy how that works

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liquidstar

i think what i really love about yuu kashima is that shes kind of the worst. making the "school prince" character a girl isnt super uncommon as a trope (though typically in yuri), but theyre usually suave and charming and genuinely kind. kashima, on the other hand, flirts with every girl in the school, doesnt remember any of their names, lies about it, skips club activities to fool around with random girls, goes to mixers and ends up with every girl there, doesnt even bring umbrellas to school because she knows girls are going to fight over who gets to give her one.... shes just a fuckboy. shes the worst. hori genuinely truly believed that he couldnt invite her to his (hypothetical) wedding, because if he did she would fuck his wife. and theres NO reason to believe he's wrong. she sucks. this is important representation

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Neil Banging Out The Tunes turns 18 today!!!

Happy birthday little buddy !!!! To celebrate, I allowed Neil to partake in many of the legal privileges that one acquires upon turning 18:

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demilypyro

I'm listening to fantasy high. All these player characters are really charming, I can't really pick a favorite. Love the adopted orc, the delusional private investigator goblin, the neglected elf girl and the punk girl tiefling. Not good at names

They got the first genuine laugh out of me

"Can I get a perception check to see if this dude actually rules? Cause right now I think he rules. I rolled a 9"

"this dude fucking rules"

WHAT WAS THAT EPISODE 2 ENDING BRENNAN WHAT THE

THIS IS A THING YOU GUYS HAVE A GRAPHIC FOR??

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aye-of-newt

guillermo del toro’s pinocchio is a beautiful film but my god no one has adapted that story like neverafter. you can never look at it the same way again after listening to lou wilson, a black man, explaining that he chose to play as pinocchio because it’s a story about a little boy who isn’t allowed to make mistakes. that in pinocchio's story, he is fundamentally barred from childhood at once upon a time. he must earn something that everyone else is granted from birth. the other boys get to tell lies and play and get into trouble, but when pinocchio does the same thing there are grave and violent consequences. his pinocchio is trying to understand why the world is so unfair, why the rules are so different for him, why everyone else gets to be a real boy.

and I think about it every day.

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