@mssarahpearl / mssarahpearl.tumblr.com
liking angels in an atheist kinda way. they’re just pigeons to me
god is on the holy park bench in heaven feeding damned souls to the angels like birdseed
sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry
if you want the rewards (sleeping on fresh clean sheets) you must first submit yourself to the mortifying ordeals (stripping the bed, washing the sheets, making the bed)
New Girl (2011 - 2018) ⏤ 6.01, House Hunt
if you want the rewards (sleeping on fresh clean sheets) you must first submit yourself to the mortifying ordeals (stripping the bed, washing the sheets, making the bed)
big ole comic about adult ADHD diagnosis + big feelings + making sure childhood me is okay
People often mistake “your feelings are valid” with “your reaction based on your feelings is ok”
Which isn’t the same thing
You’re entitled to how you feel. You’re not entitled to behave however you want based off of those feelings
“We were always calling ourselves the ‘Scooby Doo’ gang, like we were Daphne and Velma and Shaggy and Fred.” — Maya Hawke
STRANGER THINGS 4 + Scooby Doo
"It's the 80s not everyone can be gay" bitch there is fucking demogorgan and a alternate dimension.
Showing how ridiculously strong chimps are | source
YOOO my boy jsut helps him up and then 🤜🤛
“You should probably just wait for somebody to get to it…” “I don’t want to wait for someone to get to it. You know, our children have needs that deserve to be met. And I’m going to fix this.”
Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.
important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry
wakes up on time, showers, gets dressed, eats breakfast, and drinks coffee, then calmly lays back down in bed and goes back to sleep
