Anyway the windows, doesn’t really matter to me

You've heard of build-a-bear workshop. now get ready for

destroy-a-duck wasteland

how long have ducks been the opposite of bears

it’s so fuckin weird when you see ppl you went to highschool with and they have wives… and kids….. and houses…… …and real people jobs ????????? like I bought some juice today that almost landed me in debt but it’s fine I’m fine

why does nuzleaf have nipples

why did the designers feel it necessary to give a grass type nipples

why

This is a 48 shot revolver from 1855.

STOP

Oh my fucking god

ENOUGH

When they fuse into a giant woman just right

Chris Christie sounds like the name of a spunky journalist reporting live from Central City, where Captain Cold is currently wreaking havoc on Town Hall. Where is the Flash? Why hasn’t he come to stop this madman?

what happened to ronald mcdonald is he still even a mascot or are they like…phasing him out. hes not on things anymore. where is he

he’s old. let him rest

ronald mcdonald has been found dead in miami

is he alright

no he’s fucking dead

he’ McResting in peace

we mcfreakin lost him

Is Kim Jong Un the only fat person in North Korea?

just another wild day at domino’s pizza zimbabwe

Let him snip freely and die a warriors death

Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed.

BRUH

:O that was amazing

I always thought they were just random sounds. That’s kind of mind-blowing.

I’m over this man for making it seem so simple lol

“And nobody can do that and that’s why I have job security.”

Straight people: that relatable feel when you’re trying to break in to your partner’s phone so you can read all their messages am I right

Me, a normal person: ????????

People on tumblr: Make posts that, for some reason, expunge non-straight people who are abusive and controlling

Me, a normal person: ????????

somebody needs to tell donald trump the internet thinks ted cruz is the zodiac killer bc trump would 100% take it to the next level he’d probably have ted cruz arrested and I for one think that would be hilarious to witness