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Zerolover94

@zerolover94 / zerolover94.tumblr.com

I love books, music, writing and acting. I am obsessed with English Actors and Youtubers. In the words of Sherlock Holmes, I'm bored. So talk to me before I start shooting at a smiley face on the wall! :)
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raptorific
Anonymous asked:

Wait, why did my school teach me that Poe was like a creepy pedophile who was obsessed with his cousin if they were actually just friends and he married her to provide for her family?

For the same reason the safe money says your school, like mine, taught you he was probably a drug addict who hated everybody and had no friends and drank himself to death. 

Because by some wacky mix-up, somehow the right to legally execute Poe’s literary estate and therefore the public image he carried following his death was transferred to a dude who openly and without shame hated Edgar Allan Poe. 

Due to some legal mumbo-jumbo and trickery, this dude Rufus Wilmot Griswold somehow managed to get the rights of literary executor to Poe’s estate from his aunt (which she didn’t technically have the power to give, that power remained with Poe’s sister), and he and Edgar Allan Poe hated each other SO MUCH in life, that after he died, this asshole published a memoir of Poe’s life in which he was totally demonized. 

Rufus Wilmot Griswold is one of the most successful character assassins of all time. Because of him, schoolchildren are taught that Poe was a depraved misanthropic lecher who lusted after his underage cousin, was never sober, and died of drinking too much even though all of those “facts” have been discredited. Poe was a shy and reserved, though generally personable, man who married his cousin so to establish legal guardianship and provide for her financially. 

He was also apparently a total lightweight who got tipsy after a few sips of wine, but occasionally drank socially or when feeling particularly down. His doctor insisted there were never traces of opium in his system. Poe’s friends insisted that he was not an alcoholic. At the time of his death, he had quit drinking, and the idea that he was one was heavily promoted by other members of the Temperance movement who claimed his death was a relapse as a cautionary tale. The most commonly accepted theory as to Poe’s death is that he was abducted, drugged, and beaten by political agents who forced him to vote for their candidate, changed his clothes, and then forced him to vote again and again to stuff the ballots. 

Anyhow. This is why you should evaluate the validity and agendas of your sources. 

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That last bit seemed exceedingly peculiar to me and I had difficulty believing it, so I looked it up, and apparently it’s not the most commonly accepted theory at the moment, but it is a legit possibility and a thing that actually happened in the 19th century often enough to be given a name. It was plausible enough for quite a few of his biographers across several decades to agree on that theory, at least. So that’s a thing.

His exact cause of death is mysterious, especially since most of the records have been lost, but the drinking binge theory is unlikely. It’s more plausible that he died of an illness or foul play.

BLESS THIS ENTIRE POST.

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when i was 5 i said to my mum ‘can i hav thomas the tank engine birthday party when i’m 18’ and she agreed. i’m 18 in 3 days.

Y R U ALL REBLOGGING MY MISERY

1 day

happy birthday to me…..

dad just came round and dropped off a card.

kill me.

@sofisticatedgrace When you turn 21, we’re having a Sofia party.

Yes!!!

5 More months! @zerolover94 you’re invited. It’s mandatory that you come…

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zerolover94

Give me a time and date and I'll try to get it off from work.

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kogami

what to say if you go to japan:

ごめん、私はバカだからゆっくり話してください (gomen, watashi wa baka da kara yukkuri hanashite kudasai)

  • sorry, i’m a fool so please speak slowly

その靴。。。どこに買ったか (sono kutsu… doko ni katta ka)

  • where did you buy those shoes

私が死ぬなら、コンピュータを破壊してください (watashi ga shinu nara, konpyuta o hakaishite kudasai)

  • if i die, please destroy my computer

はい。そうです。ダメな人間です。 (hai. sou desu. dame na ningen desu.)

  • yes. that is correct. i am a loser.

毎日ハンバーガを食べてばいい (mai nichi hanbaga o tabeteba ii)

  • it would be good to eat a hambuger every day

タンブラー?何それ?聞た事ない。 (tanbura? nani sore? kiita koto nai.)

  • tumblr? what’s that? never heard of it.

私が死ぬなら、すぐにブロッグを消してください (watashi ga shinu nara, sugu ni buroggu o keshite kudasai)

  • if i die, please immediately delete my blog

そこのかわいこちゃん。。。デスノートが好きか。。。 (soko no kawaikochan… desu nooto ga suki ka…)

  • hey cutie over there…… do you like death note…….

声を聞ているけど全然分からない (koe o kiiteiru kedo zenzen wakaranai)

  • i can hear you but i understand absolutely nothing
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cheese24k

Monkey teaches Human how to Crush Leaves

this changed me

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memewhore

OH MY GOD HOW CUTE!

I would sit there all day crushing leaves with that little monkey.

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sleepbby

be sure to understand ur s/o’s way of showing affection and make them aware of yours.. some ppl show affection by buying u things and some ppl will say I love u a million times and some will make u breakfast some will leave u the last ice cream, but it’s really important to know about these things bc u could not notice them and feel unloved while your s/o feels taken for granted and it’s just all a big misunderstanding so please talk about these things

Hi these are called love languages and there are five of them and you can take a quiz to find out which one is yours and like your secondary one and so can your partner and they’re really useful

http://www.5lovelanguages.com/profile/ tag urself i’m words of affirmation

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PSA for everyone seeing civil war early: PLEASE DO NOT SPOIL CIVIL WAR FOR ANYONE!!!!! If not for their sake, for your own, because if you start spreading civil war spoilers on this website you will most likely not survive the experience.

THE UNION DEFEATED THE CONFEDERACY

Abraham Lincoln dies

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Me: *mentions favorite tv show*

Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“

Me: 

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I am immediately reblogging this again because it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

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my kink is fanfiction with good punctuation, grammar, and my OTP written in character

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spinningrims

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

Never don’t reblog this. There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls. This can save so many lives

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