surrender to the sound

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

this bitch is sequencing dna in the tags

rich people are losing money right now omg just like succession…..

dick van dyke's lesser known brother fuck van fag

if i'm butter if i'm butter if i'm butter then he's a hot knife he makes my heart a cinemascope screen showing the dancing bird of paradise

Being bi is a gift

Being bi is a gift! Being bi is a gift! I spent so long telling myself otherwise and I look back at my past self now and all the pain he was in and I want to tell him that being bi isn’t a curse! I want to tell him that he doesn’t have to lock part of himself away to be loved or to be happy! Being bi is a fucking gift!!!!!!

Reblogging this every single time I come across biphobia to remind both myself and others that not only is there nothing wrong with being bi, it is a wonderful thing to be!

red hot silly peppers :)

pride discourse is always coming from ppl who definitely do not actually go to pride events tho like ppl going “let [sexuality] be at pride!” “let closeted people be at pride!” “let bi people with cishet partners be at pride!” like as if its a ticketed event where you have to passionately make out with another man or another woman to prove worthy of entrance, rather than usually like. a street fair that they cant even legally prevent homophobic protesters from attending

Jimmy neutron homophobic moments

muffy sis the carbs is still the funniest phrase I’ve ever heard

there is no discourse between gen z and millenials. we are siblings. come on lil bro, ill take you to amc. yeah we can go there early and play the arcade games before the movie starts.

Can we get popcorn and a drink to share :)

we sure can buddy, we sure can

diversity win! im bisexual and im going to kill you!