Super High School Level Gay

Alleviating gender dysphoria, not with binding or packing, but a secret third thing (padding your waist and ribs until they are the same size as your breasts)

I’m sorry but this comment is sending me

Cuddling. don’t mind the claws of the beast

This is what this photo looks like. To me

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

this is a fever dream right

He fucking DEATH DROPPED

big brain only

the English Major in me loathes this but the word-play lover in me adores this

boop

Oh my fucking god… They turned him into Pepsi

animorphs

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And it will eat you alive. 🔨🔨🔨 

Enter Trippyville!

Phenomenal.

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

Thank u for this contribution

Souphelia

OPhởlia

DINOSOYS!! XD based off those little soy sauce fish I’m so obsessed with. They are as follows;

- Tyrannosoyus Rex

- Stegosoyus

- Soyodactyl

- Trisoyatops

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

When I made this post I did not expect it to be an effective test of which Tumblr users actually read a post fully before reblogging, and yet

everyone say thank you to transgender women