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Press Ⓐ to clamber over the shelves in the grocery store.

whats up with the little plirt of ketchup here. who thought that was cute.

While I do have some odd hobbies this recommendation is a bit much.

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think i found it

yeah man let me smoke the fucking dog poo j. let me get a hit of the fucking sidewalk puddle swisher. get fucking real

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i had a dream that instead of cocaine bear they made a movie called meth horse

ok apparently meth gator is in the works but I personally think meth horse is much better and scarier

finally this fella gets a cinematic universe

my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothes

this is like top tier comedy to me. what the fuck are you DOING man