EDIT | Cover Art for Cyndi Lauper’s Benefit Concert happening on the 3rd of December in NYC.
“….“ He’s trying to give the most innocent look he can, but that’s really hard when he’s lewdly stroking a container of red acrylic paint.
“Is it your cock?”
Mikey, you’re failing. “You might have to check for yourself. You have some time?”
Like. Hours.
The ruse of innocence has failed.
“I dunno. Tha’ kind of check-up might take all day. It’s gunna be a long and fuckin’ hard procedure.”
“Tha’-- and we haven’t given the tabloids anythin’ t’scream about in a while.”
“One of my senses is tingling, and it isn’t a Spidey sense.”
“...." He’s trying to give the most innocent look he can, but that’s really hard when he’s lewdly stroking a container of red acrylic paint.
“Is it your cock?”
“Look, maybe it’s an overshare, but I gotta tell ya; I’m emotionally constipated.”
“It’s been fuckin’ years since I gave a shit.”
“No-- really starlight?”
"I guess that’s what happens when ya got a shitty outlook on life.”
“Really tends to make things go down the toilet.”
“Oh yeah, you’re absolutely amazin’ starlight. Now drink your water an’ I’ll go make you somethin’ to eat.”
“Hey.” She reaches weakly, hooking a finger through the collar of his shirt.
“I wasn’ kiddin’. No clothes zone.”
There’s an eyeroll before the removal of shirt and pants.
“Shall I wear just an apron while I cook?”
Gently kisses her nose.
“I know. Wanna know why? You took off your top and tied it to a stick before waving it like a flag.”
“Apparently the apartment is now a “no clothes zone”.”
“I’m amazin’.”
“I’m dyin’, but I’m amazin’.”
“Oh yeah, you’re absolutely amazin’ starlight. Now drink your water an’ I’ll go make you somethin’ to eat.”
Casually wraps his arms around her.
“Pretty wild night there, Starlight?” He’s whispering to save her poor ears.
“Y-e-sss??” is probably a safe answer. “Dunno. Was it?”
Gently kisses her nose.
“I know. Wanna know why? You took off your top and tied it to a stick before waving it like a flag.”
“Apparently the apartment is now a “no clothes zone”.”
“Shhhh no. Inside voices.”
“I’ve had stabbin’s what hurt less than this hangover.”
Casually wraps his arms around her.
“Pretty wild night there, Starlight?” He’s whispering to save her poor ears.
Giggles. “Sorry Starlight. Didn’t realize gettin’ you into the kitchen was gunna end up in such a…” he tries to hold back a laugh. “Snowy situation. Ya need a towel for all that flour there, Snow White?”
Her hand fists around the wadded dough, dropping it into the pile of flower before flinging it at his face. The kitchen’s already a mess, what the hell does she care?
“Shut up. I toldja I prefer take-out.”
Mikey let out a loud giggle as he’s assaulted by floure covered dough. He catches the dough... with his head, and now his hair is all white from flour and has bits of dough and product stuck in it.
“And I told you that a good home made meal’ll do ya some good now an’ then. Especially my mum’s Chicken ‘n’ Dumplin’ soup.” Mikey picked up a hand full of flour and painted a yellow circle in the air, and a gust of flour blew at Cadri from Mikey’s hand.
Dusts off Mikey solely to tease Cadri. His priorities are clearly set.
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“Stop laughin’, Lucky Charms. It ain’t funny.”
Giggles. “Sorry Starlight. Didn’t realize gettin’ you into the kitchen was gunna end up in such a...” he tries to hold back a laugh. “Snowy situation. Ya need a towel for all that flour there, Snow White?”
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”….This isn’t what it looks like.” There’s a beat as he tries to look as innocent as he can while being… you know, hand cuffed to a statue.
“Actually. Whatever you think it is is probably better than what it actually is.”
”Honestly I’m wondering how many statue puns I can make before I’m struck by lightning.”
Normally Kirios would be more wary of someone in handcuffs, but this guy was cuffed to a statue—— in the middle of town. Didn’t stop his bad sense of humor, though.
”Did the local PD just forget about you, or…?”
"Well-- uh. There was this chick, and she seemed kinda crazy, but in th' 'fuck 'em an' leave 'em' kinda way, not 'let's handcuff 'im to a statue in the middle of a park and tell him I'll be back to play with his organs' kinda way, and uh. Yeah. I kinda wished it was the local PD."
Mikey was babbling a bit, but honestly he was entertained at all hell by the situation, if it wasn't for the fact he was absolutely defenseless right now. There was plenty of color around, but not quite the color he needed. Green and Orange weren't quite the right colors for him to get out of the situation.
"You uh. You mind passing me the keychain over there? Y'know, the one by the tree. Looks like a paint palette. She kinda threw my shit over there like a fuckin' side note."