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god, imagine sharing a bed with the person you love. chatting about dumb things! just sleeping! it’s like a sleepover but every night how sweet is that!!!!

me irl

The Evolution of Douchebag Style [full video]

Oh, he’s good.

I don’t know whether he deserves an Oscar or a restraining order.

I die laughing at this every god damn time. The prayer hands are so fucking funny

me: paw patrol is cop propaganda designed to get you from a young age to sympathize and look up to police while also de-fanging their image to you. the police are not heroes and they are definitely not safe to be around.

baby im babysitting: ba

Literally me today

write to tell yourself the story

edit to tell others the story

the right people hear you differently.