Something's Fucky

When cats yawns they look terrifying, I love it.

Bruh this blew my other eyes clean open

i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

we can easily kill the profitability of this site for another 10 years all we have to do is write another cock monologue and pin it on neil gaiman this time

no but if 2022 is okayish and it’s all because a straw goat burnt down what do we do then. where do we go from that point.

“what kept me sane was knowing that things would change, and it was a question of keeping myself together until they did.” nina simone

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

If I drove a bulldozer through an apple store and the cops just shoved me in a closet and pumped me full of DMT for 8 hours id literally just do it again the second they let me out

Best way to fix a bug

I just wanna be the girl of someone’s dreams ya know

me contemplating my life decisions at 3 am

I hope everyone is having a fucking day

anyone else finding the torment relentless

"Greetings to the Universe in 55 Different Languages", a poem compiled out of messages from the Voyager spacecraft

The first time I read these messages, there were tears literally streaming down my face.

The people who recorded these messages were not given any instructions, just told that it was a brief message to potential extraterrestrials.

I love humans so much. This is who we are.

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

please see a gynecologist

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