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A lunatic's lament

@illusionsofstrength / illusionsofstrength.tumblr.com

Toxic by nature, hopeless romantic by night.
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1918 friends episode

Phoebe and Monica get arrested at a suffragette rally. Rachel goes on a date with H.P. Lovecraft and is not familiar with his work. Ross dies of influenza. Joey and Chandler make love in a World War I foxhole.

Ross dies of influenza

Why would Ross die of influenza? He’s the only one in the group who has any grasp of science and has a PhD. He’s incredibly smart and would be the last one to die because he would know how to take care of himself and actually have knowledge about diseases.

im screaming the plague isn’t gonna bypass you if you have a degree in paleontology

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zecurlyone

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

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zudilio

I am so scared right now what the fuck does this terrifying comment have to do with anything else that’s been discussed on the post at all

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nelladee

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

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Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy… has had sex. Goofy… has known a woman biblically.

Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

GA-HYUK.

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dragginage

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

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June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

how does this only have 150 notes

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scarvenrot

I fucking laughed so hard at this all artists are hilarious

I have had this scheduled since december

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0ffbeatt

I DON’T FUCKIN UNDERSTAND DREAMWORKS MAN. THEY CAN MAKE SHIT LIKE THIS:

AND THEY HAVE LIKE REALLY NICE CHARACTERS AND IT’S A GOOD STORY AND IT LOOKS SUPER PRETTY, BUT THEN LIKE EVERY OTHER YEAR OR SO THEY COME OUT WITH LIKE A REALLY WEIRD LOOKIN MOVIE WITH WEIRD CONCEPTS AND SHIT LIKE THIS COMES OUT:

AND I’M JUST SO CONFUSED LIKE WTF MAN WHAT IS YOUR ANIMATION STUDIO WHAT IS YOUR ANGLE I DON’T GET IT.

shush you, Shark Tale was a wonderful movie

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