YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN BEING.

#hey

so after some serious thought, i’m making gaige into a side blog, same url, just followed from @hangedmcn. there’s a minimal number of people i rp with on gaige, and if that number goes up i’ll debate coming back, thank you to everyone who stuck by me, you’re all the real mvps !!!

h o l y fuck, so encase you weren’t sure it’s rae’s ( aka @savagekiing / @fovghtabear / @trueheroisms / any random ass blog ) birthday, or birthgay whatever.  okay so this old ass mother fucker is just the love of my life okay like seriously no homo at all, but i’ve been rping for yonks now and i’ve never got close to an rp partner as i am to rae, like this fuck i cant. like bRO WE’VE NOT EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER A YEAR RIGHT BUT FUCK I LOVE YOU AND JUST like rae okay, would be amazing just to rp with her, because idk if you know, but dAMN SHE WRITES BEAUTIFULLY, AND FUCK HER OCS??????????? DA M N S ON. but no, i don’t just have the opportunity just to write with her nOP E I FUCKING TALK TO THIS SHIT EVERYDAY. E V ER Y D A Y and y es work is destroying her ass and college is destroying mine bUT you know what she always listens, if its just memes or more serious shit. fuck, rae makes me laugh so hard and the dick also makes me cry, a lot, mostly over vaige tbh but goddamn from the bottom of my heart i love her so

okay but seriously if anyone wants to plot, do IC shit or just meme please message me

#do you ever remember vaas is a cannibal

okay so the biggest headcanon i have for gaiges mom is that she she died when gaige was very young. i also headcanon she was a mechanic and her death was due to the messed up wiring that made a bot go haywire and shoot her. this then leads on to the headcanon i have that gaige’s dead was extremely dubious about gaige creating deathtrap, but he saw how much his daughter loved it and did what made her happy. this is also linked to a small headcanon i have that gaige’s mom left all of her stuff to gaige, and that deathtrap was made from a mixture of old materials and new materials. 

now, people are going to have issues with this headcanon, down to the fact on gaige’s echologs her father mentions her mother, as if she’s still alive, and to gaige’s father she is. i headcanon that he took her death badly, and refused to even believe she was dead. gaige tried to tell him endless times, but he would refuse, and begin to get upset. gaige gave up, not wanting to upset her father anymore, and just let him believe what he wanted.

              HE’S AN idiot. he’s a FUCKING idiot. it’s BECAUSE of him that this fucking BULLSHIT happened. it’s HIS fucking FAULT she got attacked. not EVERYTHING is on his own fucking hands, however. those fucking morons who attacked her—their deaths are on themselves. vaas won’t lose a fucking OUNCE of sleep over them. it’s common sense—you don’t send vaas’  girlfriend to the fucking hospital and expect to live.

                    he’s swallowing the lump in his throat as he walks over to her bed side. he’s happy she’s not LOOKING at him—eye contact with her isn’t something he can bare right now.

                    a calloused hand reaches out, tilting her face gently with the rough pads of his fingers to examine the markings on her face up close. forONCE he won’t point out she looks like complete fucking shit. she doesn’t need to hear that right now.

                    ‘ you don’t have to fucking worry about those motherfuckers, amiga. i took care of it. i don’t KNOW why the FUCK they did this. they know better than to fuck with me like this, those fucking cocksuckers. ’

                    he pauses as his eyes travel down to the sling that encases her arm. ‘ lo siento. soy tan jodidamente lo siento. yo debería haberte protegido. SIEMPRE te debo proteger. no voy a dejar que esto le suceda a usted otra vez… can you manage to push over, hermana? ’

okay because I need to write this out, and it’s not so much a gaige head canon as it is a new u station head canon that affects gaige I guess,

okay, so the biggest head canon I have about the new u stations is that the way in which you die gets scarred. so say you were shot in the head, you would have a bullet wound the exact place that you were shot, that killed you or if you were poisoned your insides would be scarred. for gaige, let’s be real she isn’t the most careful, and probably the vault hunter that has been resurrected by the new u stations the most, so this means in my canon borderlands verse gaige has a shit tonne of scars, they’re mostly small, except for the large burn on her leg, caused by an blown up incendiary barrel.

YOU were red and you liked ME ‘cause i was blue. you touched me and suddenly i was a lilac sky — and you decided purple just wasn’t for you.