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odessacastle &/or puella_nerdii. big nerd, growing lawyer. they/them.
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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

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In which Wyll peels potatoes, Astarion touches things he shouldn't, and both of them begin to realize how much they don't know about each otherā€¦

Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Astarion/Wyll Characters: Astarion, Wyll, Ulder Ravengard, Cazador Szarr, Dalyria, Petras, Original Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Slow Burn, Hurt/Comfort, Canon-Typical Violence, Intrigue, Trauma, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Ulder Ravengard's A+ Parenting, both these boys need hugs, but I'm going to be mean to them first, Unsolicited Fatherly Courtesan Procurement

Summary: Ulder Ravengard wants Wyll to enjoy more of the pleasures of youth, and Cazador Szarr has a solution: an enticing present for the young lord's birthday, in the form of an irresistible pale elf. To Astarion's surprise, Wyll is more interested in companionship than carnal pleasure. Their budding friendship sends ripples through the Gate's elite. But as that friendship begins to blossom into something more, the Grand Duke is called away to Elturel...

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Gentle reminder here that there are elder queers out there. Real elders, people in their 80s and 90s who survived, who are here. You can get there, old age does exist for us.

I know an old lesbian couple who have been married since the moment they legalized it. One woman can hardly walk anymore but she loves Hallmark ornaments, so her wife supports her against her walker during Christmas so she can look at them more easily.

I know a transgender man who started transitioning only 10 years ago at 60, and he's brilliant and funny and brings his grandchildren by to get sweets.

I know an asexual woman who, beamed and told me she absolutely loved not having a husband, and that she "never once regretted not getting married. I never felt that way about anybody! Why force it?" She lives with her parrot and loves salsa dancing.

Our elders exist. So many of us have been wiped out and erased on purpose, but we're here. And that means you can get there. When you're old and grey, when you're retired and done, there will be people who will love you and will care for you.

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ASTARION!! What in the sweet hells were you thinking??? Saying you never met Wyll before ???? He was right !!!! there!!!!!! :(((

Okay jokes aside, thank you for this incredible chapter! I loved it so much, and I'm so excited for the upcoming Karlach & Mizora stuff. Ooh boy I'm sure Astarion's reaction to Mizora will be so interesting...

Also loved how you revealed absolutely no one believed in Astarion's lie at that meeting lmao and now I'm wondering about their awareness of the vampire problem. Maybe Wyll is kinda aware but he's the one being too polite to say anything this time šŸ¤” Idk, but I can't wait to find out what you have in mind <3

Astarion and Gale are basically doing that one part of Eddie Izzardā€™s routine from Dressed to Kill: ā€œI didn't do it! I wasā€¦ I wasn'tā€¦I was dead at the time! I was on the moon! With Steve!ā€ And Galeā€™s just going ā€œI havenā€™t even accused you of anything yet!ā€ Heā€™s really mastered the art of self-sabotage. I love him.

As for the vampire problem and Mizora, youā€™ll find out more in upcoming chapters! Realistically, though, figuring out that Astarion is a vampire isnā€™t exactly what Iā€™d call a difficult Insight check.

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