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Soldier, Sailor, Mermaid, Spy

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Welcome to Soldier, Sailor, Mermaid, Spy a fan blog dedicated to the swashbuckling Bloody Jack Adventure Series by L.A. Meyer.
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I’m stitching a line of white thread across the bodice of my dress to take the place of the lace, which the ship don’t stock. The sun is high and bright in the afternoon watch, four bells I hear from down below, when I’m surprised to see Jaimy’s head and shoulders coming up over the edge of the mizzen top. He don’t say nothin’ right off, just sits down lookin’ miserable. I don’t say nothin’, neither. “Why don’t you come up in the foretop with the rest of us anymore?” he says finally. I shake my head. “No, Jaimy. I just make all of you uncomfortable.” More silence. “I’ll bet you regret getting the Brotherhood tattoo now, don’t you?” he says all sad and downcast. We saw just how far that Brotherhood went, didn’t we, I think, but I say, “No, I don’t regret it. When I got it we was all mates and I’ll always remember that time fondly.” Jaimy seems to be trying to say something to me but he just can’t get it out. “What do you want to say to me, Jaimy?” I put up my needle and look him in the eye. He won’t meet my gaze. “When I was mean to you … I thought I … I was becoming one of those sodomites,” he says, the words not coming easy. “Not with anyone else. Just with you.” Well. “You’ll just have to get over that, won’t you,” says I, all brisk and cruel. “As it ain’t natural.” I return to my sewing. He don’t say nothin’ at all, not for a long while. “I know it’s not natural and I know I’ll have to leave the Service,” he finally manages to say, hardly above a whisper. “Good-bye, Jacky. None of it was your fault.” He begins to rise. “Wait,” I say, getting to my feet. “Before you go, I want you to hold this up so I can measure it.” “Wh—What is it?” he asks, all confused with the turn in the conversation. “A dress,” I say. “A dress? For whom?” “For me. Now stand up.” As he gets up, I pull off my white overshirt and pop open the top four buttons of my vest. I run my hand over my hair, fluffing it up a bit in the light breeze. I take a deep breath. “Ah yes. That certainly feels better. Now, Jaimy, hold it up against me … Take the dress, Jaimy, come on. Don’t be shy, now. Tuck it up against my ribs … Right, push it up there, while I mark it. Hold it now. There. Thanks.” He stands stunned. I sit back down and resume sewing, but I don’t put my shirt back on and I don’t button up my vest. I look up at him. “What’s the matter, Jaimy? Ain’t-cha never seen a girl?” It’s a good ten minutes he stands there staring. Then he sits down for another ten minutes just lookin’ at me. At last, he finds he can speak. He stands up. “What are we going to do, Jacky?” he asks, all stupid. I get to my feet. I face him, square on. “Well, Jaimy,” I says, “you can kiss me, if you love me.”

Bloody Jack, Written by L.A Meyer (via ohcarolineiknow)

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aaa you guys i reread all of the bloody jack series and forgot how much i loved those books. here’s a portrait of jacky herself, complete with trafalgar medal, legion of honor, and kinda white eyebrow. maybe someday i’ll do a matching jaimy one (and a clarissa one for the helluvit)

rip L.A. Meyer–your voice is truly missed.

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The Condition of Faber Shipping Worldwide, Incorporated As of June 6, 1809
HOLDINGS: The Brigantine Lorelei Lee The Schooner Nancy B. Alsop Two Small Cutters, the Morning Star and Evening Star Faber Shipping Headquarters, State Street, Boston, Mass. Much Equipment— Traps, Rope, Tackle, etc
 OFFICERS: Jacky Mary Faber, President John Higgins, Vice President Ezra Pickering, Esq., Treasurer and Clerk of Corporation
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“She is beautiful. She is trim in the waist and young— only sixteen years old— and frisky as a new filly. I have been all over her, trying to find her wanting in some respect, but found nothing to diminish her in my eyes of in my heart. I have swum with her in the harbor and felt her bottom and it was smooth and sound. I have thrust my knife into her knees and into all her cracks and crevices and found nothing but good, solid bone. I have been with her at sea and found her there to be the most amiable of consorts. She was as spirited and wild as any mermaid as we splashed headlong through the waves, a bone in her teeth, and her tail to the wind. She belongs to me and I love her and her name is Lorelei Lee.”                   

—The Wake of the Lorelei Lee, by L.A. Meyer

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And what be a pirate’s favorite book? ARRRRRRISTOTLE. MARRRRRRCEL PROUST. HANNAH ARRRRRRRENDT.

Ah we jest, ye vagabonds, but arrrrrrrrrrr you in need of a good Talk Like A Pirate Day read?

Listen up buckos! We’ve pillaged across the seven seas to bring you scallywags the best of our buried treasure. So batten down the hatches, because this literary storm is a – brewin’. Landlubbers best be stayin’ on shore, or ye’ll surely walk the plank.

Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen, here arrrrrrrr some favorites:

Blimey! A swashbuckling romp with a buccaneer leader if there ever was one. But aye, he’s a good man through and through, not a bilge-sucking scurvy dog.

Noble pirates! Warms us to the brisket to see a buccaneer save the day. Dead men tell no tales, and without pirates, Crusoe would be down with Davy Jones today.

Grab yer cutlass: the haunting tale of the “Black Spot” is enough to send shivers down yer’ black spine. And if yer wee lads need a movie that isn’t rated ARRRRRRRRR – Muppet Treasure Island is your booty here.

Lassies can be pirates too. Borges fictionalizes the tale of  fierce female pirate Ching Shih: “a lady pirate who operated in Asian waters, all the way from the Yellow Sea to the rivers of the Annam coast.“ Saavy?

Pour out a grog for Pirate Jenny, me lads! “Kill  them now, or later?”

Avast ye, Hook. Aye. Not for all the doubloons in the South Sea would I stand atop a crow’s nest and look upon the man.

All hands hoay! We’re teamin’ with classic sailors in this one – William Kidd, Blackbeard, John Lancey, Edward Trelawney. And even some of the great lady pirates. Anne Bonny and Mary Read: These beauties be fearsome as the day is long!

Aye aye matey, get off your sea legs, drop anchor, and enjoy these classic stories from the sea. Ahoy me hearties!

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day, readers! Resuscitating one of our favorite posts from a few years back.

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         The Highwayman: A Jacky Faber-Inspired Fanmix

Tracklist:

Lover’s Wreck / The Highwayman / Black Is the Colour of My True Love’s Hair / Demons / Sound the Bugle / Bones / Sail / Hallelujah / She Moved Thru’ The Fair / Posthumus / Raise Hell / Remember Me / The Highwayman / I Am Stretched on Your Grave / Two Hornpipes / The Parting Glass

                                                 Listen to this playlist on 8tracks

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soldier-sailor-mermaid-spy can we confirm this is jack aubrey y/n (from the wake of the lorelei lee)

I do not consider myself a scholar for either the Bloody Jack Adventure series or the Aubrey/Maturin novels, but I am 99.9% sure that that is Jack motherfucking Aubrey. ;)

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glittsea

The thing aboutt the bloody jack books is that in canon they are written by Amy so if you have a headcanon, where, let’s say, Jacky and Clarissa had a secret lesbian affair that started on the bloodhound and continued on through when Clarissa was staying at the pig, well, who can tell you any different?

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