The fact that I can't remove and clean my internal organs is a serious design flaw. I SHOULD be able to turn my lungs inside out like a sea cucumber and run them under a tap for a few minutes. The fact I can't pop open my forehead and take a waterpik to my sinuses is Bullshit. I want to autoclave my uterus.
...this post seems to have struck a nerve with y'all. Incidentally, another organ o would like to remove and brush out with a fine-toothed comb.
This is meathead. he’s disgusting and we love him.
RIP yahoo answers
can we bring back captcha comics
No offense but these are absolute classic images
I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming
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My favorite video game story ever
Making a Selection From the Sock Drawer
i love when dogs look down like
like this. what do you see little man
yeah prove me wrong
safety boy tell ‘em
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…. *scribbles furiously on notepad*
Tips
For the guys, butch women and non binary people all there. I’m a woman, but I’m reblogging this for anyone who finds this useful. ❤️
Bro,,, what if we were buyin suits at a store,,,, and you asked to do the hug test on me,,, and we were both boys 😳
Not 2 be fuckin weird but I think the best sound in the world is when ur pettin and rubbin a big/sturdy dog and ur suddenly compelled to do those real Firm Pats™️ and it makes that nice solid “thud thud thud” noise while the dog smiles and wags his tail real hard do y’all have any idea wtf I’m talkin about??
Literally all things you can do for adults as well! Especially those of us who have childhood trauma.
I’m crying over how much this would have changed the course of my life. If you’re a parent or child adjacent, please practice this. Please.
